"Cassie? Get me some umbilical cord scissors. I told you I was twenty months overdue."
hahaha, if only they could be birthed at 18 years
"Granny had a terrible case of tape worm"
never, ever, swallow floss, Granny
The popular Jumprope-Tampones have been outlawed since the 1940's recall for strangulation hazards.
Why does mum smile so much when I push the button and where is that humming sound coming from?
The 1950 Acme "Nan Exploder!"