Joanne Casey, Internet Caretaker.
"Cassie? Get me some umbilical cord scissors. I told you I was twenty months overdue."
hahaha, if only they could be birthed at 18 years
"Granny had a terrible case of tape worm"
never, ever, swallow floss, Granny
The popular Jumprope-Tampones have been outlawed since the 1940's recall for strangulation hazards.
Why does mum smile so much when I push the button and where is that humming sound coming from?
The 1950 Acme "Nan Exploder!"
"Cassie? Get me some umbilical cord scissors. I told you I was twenty months overdue."
ReplyDeletehahaha, if only they could be birthed at 18 years
ReplyDelete"Granny had a terrible case of tape worm"
ReplyDeletenever, ever, swallow floss, Granny
DeleteThe popular Jumprope-Tampones have been outlawed since the 1940's recall for strangulation hazards.
ReplyDeleteWhy does mum smile so much when I push the button and where is that humming sound coming from?
ReplyDeleteThe 1950 Acme "Nan Exploder!"
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