Thursday 25 January 2018

The Voice

2 comments:

  1. He blew it. The proper move is to make a disgusted face and glare at the person behind you.
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    Daughter said she was in H.S. Chemistry class, sitting on a hardwood chair, and felt the need to fart. She decided to push her books on the floor to camouflage the sound. The books landed with a bang, everyone turned to look.
    And then she farted.

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