Mouth eyes

No idea why, but it works
Mouth eyes

Don't look at this if you're eating

Don't look at it at all if you're wise,
overcooked muscley lady

A sheep pig

Well that's the sunburn issue taken care of.
Baaoink

Mysterious Rock Frogs

Slightlywarped.com

a list

I like making lists, especially alphabetical ones
A-Z of music. Good music!

A Certain Ratio - Do the Du
Black Flag - TV Party
Codeine - Loss leader
Dead Milkmen - Punk rock girl
Elvis Costello - Watching the detectives
Fine Young Cannibals - Johnny come home
Guns n Roses - You could be mine
Husker Du - Eight miles high
Iron Maiden - Can i play with madness
Joy Division - She's lost control
Kate Bush - This womans work
Libertines - Don't look back into the sun
Misfits - Last caress
New Order - Round and round
Ohio Players - Love rollercoaster
Palace Brothers - Come in
Queens of the stone age - No one knows
Rolling Stones - Under my thumb
Supremes - You keep me hanging on
Therapy? - Nowhere
U2 - Gloria
Voodoo Queens - Supermodel superficial
Who - Boris the Spider
X-ray spex - Oh bondage up yours!
Yardbirds - For your love
Zutons - It's the little things we do

A-ha - Take on me Family Guy mix

The day you were born

Tuesday, 122 days to my next birthday, 11,566 days old.
Here
What was number UK number one on your birthday? Save your kisses for me - Brotherhood of man.
Here
Events on your birthday - David Bowie was detained on a train trip from Russia to Poland because he had nazi books. The books were for research on a project.
Here

Via Presurfer

Missed your favourite show?

I spend hours on this website

alluc.org

Another Chinese recall

Littlest Hobo

On gladioli

Jibjab

Christmas tree

Me & friends

Don't send a lame Holiday eCard. Try JibJab Sendables!

Chernobyl slideshow

Theres a few photos in here I hadn't already seen

How to survive an atomic bomb

Duck and cover.



Now I'm brainwashed, scared and happy.

Hula cats Christmas

Yes here it is - a real singing cat



via Look at this

End of the world

Abs

He scares me, his body looks like an angry face

Ringtail rascals

Holy trinity

In the name of Santa, Jesus and Superman.

via j-walk

Oh holy night by Eric Cartman

Star wars theme on bagpipes

via neatorama

Gobble gobble - nom nom

via arbroath

Knock knock

Keifer Sutherland

What can I say. It's Keifer Sutherland. Happy Christmas, hope you don't get bummed in jail darling.

Christmas Face

moar funny pictures

Dancing traffic cop

Another Dancing Traffic Cop - Watch more free videos

Pillow slam to the head

Brother Owns Singing Sister With Pillow - Watch more free videos

Illegally parked cops

Dude Accuses Cops Of Illegally Parking - Watch more free videos

Dashing through the snow in a Volkswagen Beetle

via Bits & Pieces

Make your own snowflake

Here



Via Neatorama

100 person mob randomly chasing people

100 Person Flashmob Randomly Chasing People - Funny bloopers R us

Kenny vs Spenny - forced farts

Drunk man hits invisible wall

Drunk Man Hits Invisible Wall - Watch more free videos

Pervert eejit of the week

He's here

Strictly come Danzig

I have an idea for a new TV series next year. It would involve Bruce Forsythe finally dying and being replaced by the lovely Glenn Danzig.





My first choice of course was Jerry Only, but Pete informed me "Strictly come Jerry Only" is already out on DVD.

Suzuki Swifts rule

People in my car, Well, a similar car. I love my wee car, it's bumpy, noisy and can be coped over when two people try to get in at once.

Brilliant!


He's been feeding his car beans


I think this guys stalker made the video


You're hurting it!


Last but not least...Starting at -25


I enjoyed compiling this cool-as-fuck post, I hope you watched them all. Night night.

Bless ewe

Any opportunity for a pun



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Jon Lajoie

High as fuck



Cold blooded Christmas



Pointless profanity

Brave rabbit

Mad as a march hare

Dog eats pigeon

Not a subject that would usually make me laugh, but the randomness and that guys laugh got me.



Via Arbroath

Brawndo

"It's like having sex with a tractor trailer in a parking lot".

Police officer steals marijuana

He makes brownies and dials 911

Trailer park boys

Kitties are so nice



Rickyisms



Space weed

Glenn Danzig - Burrito, Dorito, Fiesta, Antipasta.

When Glenn Danzig finds whoever makes these spoof videos of him he'll rip off their heads and shite down their neck.







Box of Saltines, can of sardines, frozen pizza, rice cakes, one dozen burritos, Shrek 2 on dvd, 3L bottle of Mountain dew, yaaaams!, cola.

Ostrich racing

Reminds me of a Chocobo under a 'berserk' spell. (Final Fantasy reference).

Can't find any berserk footage, this will have to do.

Slightly drunk man

I was in two minds whether to post this or not, feeling bad when he fell on his head...ah what the hell!

Serbian Man is Slightly Drunk - Watch more free videos

Shove him back in the car and let him drive home.

Congratulations

Great Breakdancer

Amazing Breakdance - The most amazing home videos are here

The one in the orange jumper, like.

Hamster gamer

Via My confined Space

Upright cat

It's one of those flat ears boyos, Scottish fold I think.

Christmas tree lights

I've got my camera out again! Christmas tree lights without a flash

More here

Jingle dogs

Sisters of Mercia

Sisters of Mercy at a rave in Wolverhampton

Question swap

This is a dead good site to pass some spare time on.
Questionswap

Quizzes

82%LUSH

I Scored a 100%!

Barf bag

Barf Bags Dont Work at 0 Gs - Watch more free videos

Interview questions

I have woke up from one of those kips I seem to be taking far too often these days, after having a dream about working in Dougies' Goodies, the cool bright pink bakery in Ballymena. Thing is, I did work in two bakeries for a few years and almost the first thing I saw online when I got to my computer was this, an interview guide.

crack interview questions

It was a slightly more enjoyable dream than the last one I had (Hanging onto a rope at a concert)

Is this a sign?

I make exceedingly good cakes.

Paying back musicians $5 at a time

From Dear Rockers website.

Homeless accordian player

His wife likely kicked him out for making too much noise

Watch crazy homeless madman here

Fake magazine covers

Create Fake Magazine Covers with your own picture at MagMyPic.com

Subscribe to National Geographic Magazine at a 30% discount!

Naked Camera

Free rice

For each question you get right 10 grains of rice are donated. It's damn addictive too.

Try it here

How well do you know the world?

Traveller test

Puppies on the go

Christmas

Is it Christmas?

Binocular soccer

Japanese Binocular Soccer - Watch more free videos

Itchy paws

This is my dog Coco

Colour combination of the future

I have found the meaning of colour. Everyone paint everything these pink and eggshelly colours I mixed up in Photoshop.

Barbie girl

On my 5th time round reading the internet I found this again.

The knitting drummer

He's called Corey Fogel. Wonder what he's knitting.

Tanning bed falls on blonde

Tanning Bed Falls On Hot Blonde - Watch more free videos

Bad angle

Looks like a giant cotton bud

Nyum Nyum

The cat and the crayfish

Via Arbroath

Great animal pics

Here

And here

Slaps only

When Fake Fighting Goes Bad - Watch more free videos

Stuck in a dog

He's stuck in the fuckin dog

Gymnast lands on head

Party trick

Amazing Party Trick - Watch a funny movie here

...Can someone explain it to me?

Face in Fire Ant hole

Kid Sticks Face In Fire Ant Hole - Watch more free videos

I like the end result.

The Angry German Kid is not a fan of the Star Wars Trumpeter.

Angry German Kid Vs Star Wars Trumpeter - Watch more free videos

Aww

Anarchy dogs

Anarchy dogs don't care if they ruin a childs birthday party.

Pestered dog

How Do A Kitten Peeve A Dog ? Very Funny - More bloopers are a click away

Dreams of toes

I dream oul mad shite like this too

Clicky clicky

I love cows

Silly little git is either trying to push over or ride a cow - Cow/bullock plants a swift kick to the scone.

Cow Drop Kicks Stupid Kid - Watch more free videos

Brian Buty Bon Bom

Men who look like old lesbians

Men who indeed do look like old lesbians...

Bunny boiler

Bunny Boiler At Coffee Shop - Click here for this week’s top video clips

Dog laughs in the face of danger

Countdown

Unfortunate Countdown Draw Unlucky letters drawn in UK word-guessing game Countdown. Absolutely NSFW.

Coins

Skipping dogs

Jump Roping Dogs Cool dogs do the double-dutch other jump rope tricks.

Birth control

Cool bird

Thai ghosts

diving expressions

Yadogg

Crazy turdfrog

Budgett Frog - The best video clips are right here

The Baby-Setter

MADYSON the Irish setter needed a whelping hand after giving birth to 15 pups – so her doggy pal became a surrogate mum.
English setter Liliana, six, helped lick the newborns clean and even began producing milk to feed her four-year-old chum’s offspring.
Owner Julie Murray said: “I was amazed. Liliana wasn’t even pregnant. I’ve been breeding dogs 30 years and never seen anything like it.”
Julie, 53, of Waterlooville, Hants, added: “Fifteen pups is too many for one mum. If Liliana wasn’t there I’d have to bottle-feed some.”
Carol Plumbly, a local kennel assistant, said: “It appears Liliana’s having a phantom pregnancy and her body’s acting as if she’s given birth. For a domestic dog, it’s very rare.”
Liliana is also taking care of another little one – an 11-day-old KITTEN called Lili whose mum died.
Julie said: “She’s very caring. She’d probably even do it for a rabbit.”

Fart caught on infrared camera

The second blast looked a bit acrid

Fart Caught On Infrared Camera - Watch more free videos

Exorcism that inspired the 'Exorcism of Emily Rose'

Exorcist Spider walk

Extra marks for having a dog in it.

Techno parrot

The Tecnho Parrot - Watch more free videos

Your past life

My past life - I don't know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Alaska around the year 1000. Your profession was that of a designer, engineer or craftsman. Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Seeker of truth and wisdom. You could have seen your future lives. Others perceived you as an idealist illuminating path to future. The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
You fulfill your lesson by helping old folks and children. You came to this life to learn to care about the weak and the helpless. Do you remember now?

It's all coming back now ;-)

Try it here

Audio visual test

This isn't easy

Deleted images

This website is a lucky dip of unwanted photos

Deletedimages.com

White chocolate

What kind of person are you?

What Kind Of Person Are You? Curious You are interested in everything around you and respect life as it is.

Click Here to Take This Quiz Brought to you by YouThink.com quizzes and personality tests.

Halloween hangman

Play here

Wake up cat

How to whistle

I haven't perfected it yet. I sound like a pigeon with a hole in it.

HOW TO WHISTLE LOUDLY - The funniest bloopers are right here

Pug piss

Excited Pug Ruins Kodak Moment - Watch more free videos

Translations

Take a phrase in english - convert it to another language - convert back into english.

"Please let go of my flip flop"

Chinese Trad - Please give up my flip pat 擊聲

Dutch - Please go to let of my tikplof

French - Leave please go from my electronic rocker

German - Let please go from my Schlagplumpsen

Greek - I request you leave you go my fall of blow

Italian - Lasci I pray go of mine flop of vibration

Japanese - My bistable trigger circuit which goes allot

Korean - The fried food thwuk it drops send with my finger to leave

Portuguese - It leaves please go of mine flop of wing

Russian - If you please prevent go my flop flip

Spanish - Leave please go of my failure of pull

Babel Fish

Cat chat

Talking Cats - Watch more free videos

Create your own police sketch

clicky clicky

Halloween costumes

Mascara portrait

Roxy music album cover

This is my find of the week. Class.

Compare and contrast.

Countdown

Carol thought he was taking the piss.

Via Arbroath

Viral

Rickets

Selection of dog videos

Cat and dog caperings

That dog's bloody mad

No reflection

Absolutely Hilarious Bathroom Mirror Prank - Watch more free videos

Press the spacebar

My left hand is better for this, I got 61 in 5 seconds, nowhere near the record.

Press here

Police no stupid, police know rules

Film-maker Darren Pollard was clearing up flood rubbish from his front garden when he noticed the police harassing a youth opposite his house. Darren retrieved his camera and this is what he filmed.

Scary reflection

The posts are getting all Halloweeny

Grandma

Mali the Bonobo chimp

Addictive game

Blobber

Ladder demo goes wrong

He's still trying to sell it after proving it's a pile of shit

Dog plays dead

This is Callie, who is blind. When she doesn't want to get up, she plays dead.

Apart from one little thing.

Via Arbroath

Clockwise or anticlockwise?

The Right Brain vs Left Brain Test If you see dancer rotating clockwise, you are right-brained (creative), counter-clockwise, left-brained (logical).

It changes direction every time I blink.

Prince the talking dog

From That's Life

Audio illusion

AMAZING Audio Illusion - For more funny movies, click here

Germs

1,617,840How Many Germs Live On Your Keyboard?

Free Online Dating from JustSayHi

Which Heroes character are you?

Find out what heroes character are you at LiquidGeneration.com!

Face recognition

It doesn't work very well

Plastered

Tasteful E-cards

These crack me up

Someecards

The Ring

This is from a show with Pankun (the chimp) and James (a bulldog) Loads more clips on youtube

Probably the next president

Kid Tries To Drink From Hose - The funniest bloopers are right here

Movie maker

I've been meddling

'Make me puke' gameshow

Prank call

Techno-viking

I'm not going to be the one tell him he's wearing two different coloured socks...

The Little Techno Viking Super Star - Watch more free videos

Noel Gallagher and Billie Piper

Fun with newspapers

Urban exploration

For anyone who enjoyed the abandoned buildings website, here's more!
SEEHERE

Walken boots

Chernobl now

Photos, diary and history HERE

Abandoned buildings

Here's a link to an amazing page full of photos of old hospitals, asylums, shops etc, If I had anyone to go with me I would do this too.

Here

How much do you know about movies

Me, not much apparently

66%The Movie Quiz

FilmCritic.com - Movie Reviews

I.Q. test

Not easy, I got 112.

HERE

Simmer for 25 minutes

Google earth

Google Earth Zooms Too Close - Watch more free videos

Presenter ralfs on air

Should Of Took A Sick Day - Watch more free videos

Amy Winehouse secret rehab footage

She's on the mend

Did someone say dinner?

Christmas present - chosen

Mmmmm Lotus Esprit

Dirty drawings

Well, they are at the start

Womb party

Baby's In The Bag - For more amazing video clips, click here

Jealous chimp

colour palette generator

try it here

turn this

into this

Taped up face boy

Amazing holes

holes around the world

Grim reaper

different

Hurdling on a treadmill

Hungry kitty

Headbanging chick!

Talkin' Turkey

Children - never have 'em

worlds' smallest man

if he pissed you off you could drop-kick him

wicked witch doorstop

this would get a second look

get it here

dotty doberman

i reckon it has a 10 second memory span

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