No idea why, but it works
Mouth eyes
Sunday 30 December 2007
Saturday 29 December 2007
Friday 28 December 2007
a list
I like making lists, especially alphabetical ones
A-Z of music. Good music!
A Certain Ratio - Do the Du
Black Flag - TV Party
Codeine - Loss leader
Dead Milkmen - Punk rock girl
Elvis Costello - Watching the detectives
Fine Young Cannibals - Johnny come home
Guns n Roses - You could be mine
Husker Du - Eight miles high
Iron Maiden - Can i play with madness
Joy Division - She's lost control
Kate Bush - This womans work
Libertines - Don't look back into the sun
Misfits - Last caress
New Order - Round and round
Ohio Players - Love rollercoaster
Palace Brothers - Come in
Queens of the stone age - No one knows
Rolling Stones - Under my thumb
Supremes - You keep me hanging on
Therapy? - Nowhere
U2 - Gloria
Voodoo Queens - Supermodel superficial
Who - Boris the Spider
X-ray spex - Oh bondage up yours!
Yardbirds - For your love
Zutons - It's the little things we do
A-Z of music. Good music!
A Certain Ratio - Do the Du
Black Flag - TV Party
Codeine - Loss leader
Dead Milkmen - Punk rock girl
Elvis Costello - Watching the detectives
Fine Young Cannibals - Johnny come home
Guns n Roses - You could be mine
Husker Du - Eight miles high
Iron Maiden - Can i play with madness
Joy Division - She's lost control
Kate Bush - This womans work
Libertines - Don't look back into the sun
Misfits - Last caress
New Order - Round and round
Ohio Players - Love rollercoaster
Palace Brothers - Come in
Queens of the stone age - No one knows
Rolling Stones - Under my thumb
Supremes - You keep me hanging on
Therapy? - Nowhere
U2 - Gloria
Voodoo Queens - Supermodel superficial
Who - Boris the Spider
X-ray spex - Oh bondage up yours!
Yardbirds - For your love
Zutons - It's the little things we do
Thursday 27 December 2007
The day you were born
Tuesday, 122 days to my next birthday, 11,566 days old.
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What was number UK number one on your birthday? Save your kisses for me - Brotherhood of man.
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Events on your birthday - David Bowie was detained on a train trip from Russia to Poland because he had nazi books. The books were for research on a project.
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Via Presurfer
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What was number UK number one on your birthday? Save your kisses for me - Brotherhood of man.
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Events on your birthday - David Bowie was detained on a train trip from Russia to Poland because he had nazi books. The books were for research on a project.
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Via Presurfer
Wednesday 26 December 2007
Tuesday 25 December 2007
Monday 24 December 2007
Sunday 23 December 2007
Saturday 22 December 2007
Friday 21 December 2007
Thursday 20 December 2007
Keifer Sutherland
What can I say. It's Keifer Sutherland. Happy Christmas, hope you don't get bummed in jail darling.
Wednesday 19 December 2007
Monday 17 December 2007
Sunday 16 December 2007
Friday 14 December 2007
Strictly come Danzig
I have an idea for a new TV series next year. It would involve Bruce Forsythe finally dying and being replaced by the lovely Glenn Danzig.
My first choice of course was Jerry Only, but Pete informed me "Strictly come Jerry Only" is already out on DVD.
My first choice of course was Jerry Only, but Pete informed me "Strictly come Jerry Only" is already out on DVD.
Thursday 13 December 2007
Suzuki Swifts rule
People in my car, Well, a similar car. I love my wee car, it's bumpy, noisy and can be coped over when two people try to get in at once.
Brilliant!
He's been feeding his car beans
I think this guys stalker made the video
You're hurting it!
Last but not least...Starting at -25
I enjoyed compiling this cool-as-fuck post, I hope you watched them all. Night night.
Brilliant!
He's been feeding his car beans
I think this guys stalker made the video
You're hurting it!
Last but not least...Starting at -25
I enjoyed compiling this cool-as-fuck post, I hope you watched them all. Night night.
Tuesday 11 December 2007
Dog eats pigeon
Not a subject that would usually make me laugh, but the randomness and that guys laugh got me.
Via Arbroath
Via Arbroath
Sunday 9 December 2007
Saturday 8 December 2007
Glenn Danzig - Burrito, Dorito, Fiesta, Antipasta.
When Glenn Danzig finds whoever makes these spoof videos of him he'll rip off their heads and shite down their neck.
Box of Saltines, can of sardines, frozen pizza, rice cakes, one dozen burritos, Shrek 2 on dvd, 3L bottle of Mountain dew, yaaaams!, cola.
Box of Saltines, can of sardines, frozen pizza, rice cakes, one dozen burritos, Shrek 2 on dvd, 3L bottle of Mountain dew, yaaaams!, cola.
Thursday 6 December 2007
Ostrich racing
Reminds me of a Chocobo under a 'berserk' spell. (Final Fantasy reference).
Can't find any berserk footage, this will have to do.
Wednesday 5 December 2007
Slightly drunk man
I was in two minds whether to post this or not, feeling bad when he fell on his head...ah what the hell!
Serbian Man is Slightly Drunk - Watch more free videos
Shove him back in the car and let him drive home.
Tuesday 4 December 2007
Sunday 2 December 2007
Saturday 1 December 2007
Thursday 29 November 2007
Wednesday 28 November 2007
Interview questions
I have woke up from one of those kips I seem to be taking far too often these days, after having a dream about working in Dougies' Goodies, the cool bright pink bakery in Ballymena. Thing is, I did work in two bakeries for a few years and almost the first thing I saw online when I got to my computer was this, an interview guide.
It was a slightly more enjoyable dream than the last one I had (Hanging onto a rope at a concert)
Is this a sign?
I make exceedingly good cakes.
Tuesday 27 November 2007
Monday 26 November 2007
Sunday 25 November 2007
Fake magazine covers
Create Fake Magazine Covers with your own picture at MagMyPic.com
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Saturday 24 November 2007
Friday 23 November 2007
Colour combination of the future
I have found the meaning of colour. Everyone paint everything these pink and eggshelly colours I mixed up in Photoshop.
Thursday 22 November 2007
Wednesday 21 November 2007
Tuesday 20 November 2007
Monday 19 November 2007
Sunday 18 November 2007
Friday 16 November 2007
I love cows
Silly little git is either trying to push over or ride a cow - Cow/bullock plants a swift kick to the scone.
Cow Drop Kicks Stupid Kid - Watch more free videos
Thursday 15 November 2007
Wednesday 14 November 2007
Monday 12 November 2007
Countdown
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Sunday 11 November 2007
Friday 9 November 2007
Wednesday 7 November 2007
Monday 5 November 2007
Sunday 4 November 2007
The Baby-Setter
MADYSON the Irish setter needed a whelping hand after giving birth to 15 pups – so her doggy pal became a surrogate mum.
English setter Liliana, six, helped lick the newborns clean and even began producing milk to feed her four-year-old chum’s offspring.
Owner Julie Murray said: “I was amazed. Liliana wasn’t even pregnant. I’ve been breeding dogs 30 years and never seen anything like it.”
Julie, 53, of Waterlooville, Hants, added: “Fifteen pups is too many for one mum. If Liliana wasn’t there I’d have to bottle-feed some.”
Carol Plumbly, a local kennel assistant, said: “It appears Liliana’s having a phantom pregnancy and her body’s acting as if she’s given birth. For a domestic dog, it’s very rare.”
Liliana is also taking care of another little one – an 11-day-old KITTEN called Lili whose mum died.
Julie said: “She’s very caring. She’d probably even do it for a rabbit.”
Friday 2 November 2007
Fart caught on infrared camera
The second blast looked a bit acrid
Fart Caught On Infrared Camera - Watch more free videos
Thursday 1 November 2007
Wednesday 31 October 2007
Tuesday 30 October 2007
Your past life
My past life - I don't know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Alaska around the year 1000. Your profession was that of a designer, engineer or craftsman. Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Seeker of truth and wisdom. You could have seen your future lives. Others perceived you as an idealist illuminating path to future. The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
You fulfill your lesson by helping old folks and children. You came to this life to learn to care about the weak and the helpless. Do you remember now?
Seeker of truth and wisdom. You could have seen your future lives. Others perceived you as an idealist illuminating path to future. The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
You fulfill your lesson by helping old folks and children. You came to this life to learn to care about the weak and the helpless. Do you remember now?
It's all coming back now ;-)
Try it here
Monday 29 October 2007
Sunday 28 October 2007
What kind of person are you?
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Saturday 27 October 2007
How to whistle
I haven't perfected it yet. I sound like a pigeon with a hole in it.
HOW TO WHISTLE LOUDLY - The funniest bloopers are right here
Translations
Take a phrase in english - convert it to another language - convert back into english.
"Please let go of my flip flop"
Chinese Trad - Please give up my flip pat 擊聲
Dutch - Please go to let of my tikplof
French - Leave please go from my electronic rocker
German - Let please go from my Schlagplumpsen
Greek - I request you leave you go my fall of blow
Italian - Lasci I pray go of mine flop of vibration
Japanese - My bistable trigger circuit which goes allot
Korean - The fried food thwuk it drops send with my finger to leave
Portuguese - It leaves please go of mine flop of wing
Russian - If you please prevent go my flop flip
Spanish - Leave please go of my failure of pull
Friday 26 October 2007
Thursday 25 October 2007
Wednesday 24 October 2007
Tuesday 23 October 2007
Friday 19 October 2007
Wednesday 17 October 2007
Tuesday 16 October 2007
Police no stupid, police know rules
Film-maker Darren Pollard was clearing up flood rubbish from his front garden when he noticed the police harassing a youth opposite his house. Darren retrieved his camera and this is what he filmed.
Sunday 14 October 2007
Friday 12 October 2007
Thursday 11 October 2007
Wednesday 10 October 2007
Dog plays dead
This is Callie, who is blind. When she doesn't want to get up, she plays dead.
Apart from one little thing.
Via Arbroath
Clockwise or anticlockwise?
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It changes direction every time I blink.
Tuesday 9 October 2007
Saturday 6 October 2007
Friday 5 October 2007
Thursday 4 October 2007
Wednesday 3 October 2007
The Ring
This is from a show with Pankun (the chimp) and James (a bulldog) Loads more clips on youtube
Sunday 30 September 2007
Saturday 29 September 2007
Techno-viking
I'm not going to be the one tell him he's wearing two different coloured socks...
The Little Techno Viking Super Star - Watch more free videos
Thursday 27 September 2007
Wednesday 26 September 2007
Abandoned buildings
Here's a link to an amazing page full of photos of old hospitals, asylums, shops etc, If I had anyone to go with me I would do this too.
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