A dog swallowed too much salt water at the beach and had diarrhea. Everytime he barked he squirted water out his bumbum.
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Sunday, 31 August 2008
Saturday, 30 August 2008
Friday, 29 August 2008
Thursday, 28 August 2008
Doctor Who purchase of the daaaay
"I am the Doctor" unauthorised diaries of the Doctors, past and present. Bargain Books, 2 squid.
*Update*
There has been some confusion as to what this post is about...it's a boooooook
Wednesday, 27 August 2008
Tuesday, 26 August 2008
Lammas fair 2008
It seems to be getting worse by the year, I only go thinking I'd be missing something, but no, it's the same old shite. I don't like crowds at the best of times, people annoy me, especially slow-moving ones, so I quickly purchased some incense, an umbrella and some stripy socks before I lost my marbles and scarpered. The most off-putting part was every four or five metres some eejit was howling bad country & western ballax into a mic, the noises in my head all merged into a psychotic mess of howls, seagull noises, bangers and screaming kids. I caught as glimpse of some native American Indian people playing pan-pipes in the midst of it. I was then put in a strait-jacket and led home.
A very blurry and dishevelled me at the end of an evening of amusements.
A very blurry and dishevelled me at the end of an evening of amusements.
Monday, 25 August 2008
Sunday, 24 August 2008
Saturday, 23 August 2008
Friday, 22 August 2008
Tasty product of the week
Chocolate fudge brownie flavour Frijj - endorsed by the Doctor and the Lord Dog herself.
Lammas Fair - who likes getting chased by wasps?
This Monday and Tuesday in Ballycastle - come and join me shuffle my way through a big crowd and get chased by wasps. If you're unlucky enough to get your toes ran over by a pram, you can cool them down by stepping in some horse shit.
On the plus side Ballycastle has a beach and amusements.
More info here
On the plus side Ballycastle has a beach and amusements.
More info here
Thursday, 21 August 2008
Wednesday, 20 August 2008
Tuesday, 19 August 2008
Talented friends
This is a catchy little number from the marvelous 'Peng Weng'.
This is a cruel video and music combo from 'Smout' featuring the Butthole Surfers and a sozzled 'Face' - the Father Jack of Larne.
This is a cruel video and music combo from 'Smout' featuring the Butthole Surfers and a sozzled 'Face' - the Father Jack of Larne.
Monday, 18 August 2008
Sunday, 17 August 2008
Saturday, 16 August 2008
Anyone got plans for an Ark?
Never one to miss a good photo opportunity, I took these on the way home from work an hour ago. The water was up to the top of the tyres. (No, I didn't drive into a river.)
