Pancakes!

Shrove Tuesday coming soon! (5th February)

Are you as smart as a chimp?

Watch the chimps results and try it yourself here.
Link donated by Smout (You think he'd be more in need of a post for his blog).

How did you find my page?

I've been checking out Google analytics and came across a few keywords googled by people who have stumbled onto my blog. I'm sure they were sorely disappointed when they got here:

"Naked ewe"
"My dog eating a pigeon" (I do have a video of this - maybe not their dog)
"I love cows"
"Prosthetic eye dog"
"Internet fart"
"Visual test pervert"
"Strange blog" (They hit the jackpot there).

And my favourite:

"Overdramatic chipmunk" - Dramatic chipmunk just isn't enough.

Invasion of the crabs

Christmas Island Red Crabs - video powered by Metacafe

Dining pen caps

Not a bad idea if you're a delicate eater. I would inhale the lid while nomming the food into me. Via Eatliver

For all you speccy gits

Definitely going to give this website a go...and this one!!!

Colour blindness test

I remember taking this test in primary school.

Baby scared of fart

Baby Scared of Fart - Watch more free videos

G n' R bass solo...

...with a difference

via Unique daily

Do women fart?

How Women Get Away with Farting So that`s why I always wake up with a massive headache after my girlfriend and I have Mexican food for dinner.

Other tricks include blaming it on the dog, frog, duck, squeaky chair.

Simon game

I got to 12 and my brain turned to mush

Dozey the Dormouse

Arbroath

Monkey and dog are best friends

Billy the dog disappeared during the big floods of 2002 in Caia, Mozambique.
But when he finally emerged from the jungle in 2005, he came carrying a little monkey on his back, Kiko. They were skinny and half dead, but they had made it through all these years.

Billy had defended Kiko from all the dangers of the jungle, including a bunch of savage dogs willing to have Kiko for lunch.

They are now inseparable. Kiko sleeps hugged to Billy. They eat together, do everything together, and they still are unconfident about humans...Only the two of them, forever.
via Maniacworld

In-car gadget

moar cute puppy pictures

Knut

Knut the baby polar bear.

Balloon bursting dog

via Fazed

Catchphrase

Eastenders voice over

Documentaries

There's something for everyone here

Impossible quiz

Impossible-Quiz.com - Hardest Quiz Ever
via I am bored

Metallica - One (on piano)

A 14 year old, there's more on Youtube.

via Unique daily

Dolphin playing with bubbles

via Blame it on the voices

AIDS ad

The French have an interesting way of generating AIDS awareness
via Fazed

Pacman

No time for any posts today. You can play this until I get back tomorrow. :-)
Pacman game

Rocky theme remixed

Pin numbers revealed

This might shock you. Your pin number is here.
Via Arbroath

Kids n' dogs

Some ads from the 80's

Carling black label

Cadburys Wispa

Kinder Surprise (I know I've posted before, but it's class!)

Nissan Sunny

Hellmans Mayonnaise

Fiat Regata

Cadburys Smash

Pro-drugs

Part of a five part pro-drugs campaign

via Leenks

Naughty Newfoundlands

Crufts lesbians

Someone has dubbed a piece from Shooting stars onto this.

Happy tree friends

'Orrible

Record breaking eyebrow hair

via Unique daily

Prosthetic eye

via Unique daily

Blog header photos that didn't make the grade.

A bit like the Exorcist post, only with cows.

Rare Exorcist footage

Outtakes

Plane struck by lightning

As a child I used to call lightning - lightling.

via A Welsh view

Star Wars kid goes to college

Star Wars Kid Goes To College - Watch more free videos

Puppies on wheels

Specially adapted contraptions for puppies born without front legs
via Dark roasted blend

Small car pulling a caravan

This is an old one worth seeing again.

Super fast jump rope

via Unique daily

Japanprobe

Dog misses his best friend and digs him up

A pet dog missed the family’s dead cat so much that he dug up his grave and brought the body back into the house.

Two visitors

These pair have been running around our yard all morning. When they show their teeth they're smiling, right?

Double vision

via Neatorama

Advanced Photoshop Pictures Contest

Kangaroo

Masturbating Kangaroo The Awww of the Day. Kidding!

Scratchy monkey head

Deep fried phone

via Spluch

This reminded me of the "Cake-jumper" Mrs Doyle made Eoin McLove on Father Ted.

Foods (not) to try before you die

Retch...retch

Move over dramatic chipmunk...

The Dramatic Cat Looks like the Dramatic Chipmunk has some competition.

Photo of the week

Ken enjoying a fag, a Carlsberg and a chuckle.

Dancing of a different kind

I think there's a wasp chasing this one
Japanese popping
Dogsuit dance-off

Lost spoof

I'm one of the few people who hasn't got fed up with it.

Boy rollerskates under cars

Granny gamer

Bengal kitten chattering at birds

Bird: "What age are you?"
Cat: "23"
Bird: "Santa doesn't exist"
Cat: "Really? Really??"

Ahem...I made that up.



via Look at this...

'sup

Scratchy squirrel

Via Unique Daily

Gabba Gabba Hey!

singing chihuahua

Via Arbroath

Best faces of 2007

Dark Roasted Blend

Ive been tagged!

Tony at Bench has just tagged me

Here are the rules:
Link to the person that tagged you and post the rules on your blog. Share seven random and/or weird facts about yourself. Tag seven random people at the end of your post, and include links to their blogs. Let each person know they have been tagged by leaving a notification on their blog.

7 random facts about myself...

1. I was terrifed of computers as a child. We had an Acorn Electron which would frequently throw up errors such as 'locked' and 'error at line 10' etc. I would run off shouting "what's locked mean, what's it doing???"
2. I was on RTE TV at Feile '95 talking to Dustin the Turkey in a portaloo.
3. Talking about turkeys, once we found one running down the road, kept it, named it Lucky, grew it to an emormous size, then ate it for Christmas (It had to be cut in half to fit in the oven).
4. I am now a vegetarian.
5. I'm mad into gardening, love growing vegetables.
6. Once I found a crow with a broken wing and took it to the vets wrapped in a blanket. They were all like "Aww what have you there - Yaargh!"
7. I do a bit of painting and drawing in my spare time, local scenes, flog a few here an there.

I'm tagging...

Smout at She saw the whole of the internet
The man at Small bits and pieces
IluvNUFC at Look at this...
Arbroath at Nothing to do with Arbroath
Alex at Neatorama
My confined space
Robert at A Welsh view

New look blog

I have changed the blog template to something more readable for one of my half-blind, hard to please readers. :-)

Japanese marshmallow eating competition

Yesterdays snow

Enough fell here to build two Jack Russell sized snow people.

Kitten vs scalextric

Strange blog

A blog dedicated to horse haters.
"If you're reading this and you don't hate horses, you better get the fuck out of here! This website is not for you!!! Only retards and poor people love horses. SHUT UP!".

Drunk Knight rider

What would really happen if you were the last person on Earth?

Dailymail

Eye of the tiger

Pop Idol contestant

Street magic

Confused kid

Blonde Penguin

Awwwwww

Animal clips

Psycho twirly dog
Why your dog really goes outside
Sheep vs a swing
Hypnotisey spidey

What happens to Christmas trees in Holland

In Holland they have a tradition regarding Christmas trees. They try and gather as many as they can find, pile them up and piss off the green movement by setting fire to them. In the town of Vlaardingen they not only got some nice heat going, but got an explosion as an unexpected extra. No people were harmed in the making if this video, only 80 windows will never get to see the light of day again.
Exploding Christmas trees

Happy new year

Hope your year is full of eejits in mad videos.

Click video for lyrics on Youtube.
Via Peng weng

Twin sisters turn 100 on New years day.