Best of Shooting Stars

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Sleepy paddler

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Amy Winehouse punches fan

Amy goes all Chuck Norris at Glastonbury over the weekend.

Arnies' PC

Syrupy cock bananas

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Kitties are so nice

A stray kitty has moved into this old house we used to hang out in (my brother and I kitted it out with chairs and a gramophone, I once ate sugared jelly diamonds I found in a cupboard in it). She has approx six baby kitties on tow, they are hissing, spitting, growley little skitters but I reckon I can tame them.



I think this would be an appropriate time to re-post a song.

Biscuit of the week

These are my first two bites of an Oreo. I'm not a bisuit connoisseur, they taste a bit like a Bourbon. On looks and smell Benny gave them the paws-up.

PS. Someone else crashed into the back of my car yesterday after deciding it would look better on the middle of a roundabout. Luckily my ipod wasn't harmed.

The last bed

The tomb of Charles Pigeon, the inventor of a non-exploding gas lamp, in Cimetière de Montparnasse.
"I'll be back in a minute dear...I forgot to take my coat off"

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Eddie Murphy's head rolling down a highway

Maybe the driver from the previous post saw this just ahead of the train track.
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Looney driver nearly gets killed by train

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Face like a dogs' arse

Psst...big ears...are you awake?

Via Cute Overload

Creepy snow globes

Artists Walter Martin and Paloma Munoz construct eerie detailed artistic scenes hidden inside of snow globes.

Traditional snow globes house relaxing winter scenes of Evergreen trees, snow-capped houses and horse drawn carriages. However, these snow globes tell a different story.


These two artists have been working together since 1993. They sculpt miniature figures set in snowy outside scenes that depict sometimes horrible situations. Each snow globe tells a story and it’s up to the viewer to fill in the blanks of those stories. Some of these miniature people seem trapped in a fairy-tale like story.

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The Trons

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Carpet surfing Clyde

Name the Simpsons characters

You've got 10 minutes - I done pathetically bad 29/63

Try it

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Fitness 100 years ago

See more ancient photos of fitness fanatics really going at it here. Via Look At This...

Odd mugshots

Chimney Zombie
Fergal Sharkey
Gazza

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Thanks Smout (Please encourage Smout to post more, he is procrastination personified - with your help we can get 2 posts out of him a month, tops)

Penis monster

I like to think I'm reasonably in touch with monsters and willies and that but I've never met the like of this.

Nice Knackers.

Hoooooooo...let the dogs out

I've been trying to catch this on camera for weeks. Coco has learned she can howl and makes half-hearted attempts at it on a regular basis.

Chocolate bar mash-up

Dictaphone

Via Bench

The saints are coming

Smout showed me this a few months ago, I'd forgotten about it until today. No more arguing to whether U2 or Greenday are the best :-)

NOOOOOOOOO!

I'm going to see Stiff Little Fingers tomorrow and decided to dig out my Burgundy/black DM's in case I get elbowed/looked at sideways and have to stick the feet in them. Problem is a puddy tat peed in them and they had to have a bath in the washing machine (the boots, not the cat) and it seems to have stripped the coating off and left them pink. How do I fix them? C'mon, I know there's a few DM wearing readers among ye!

This will scare the shite out of you

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Everlasting Blort

Clever ads

RE: Are those your feet ?

Yes.

Dancing on the ceiling

I think I may be the first to come up with this idea. If you have seen this done elsewhere, unsee it!




P.S. - I'm on holidays until next Wednesday, brace yourselves for loadsa posts.

Spoiler

Strawberry fields forever

Via Bits & Pieces From Andy's Blog

Extreme window cleaning feat. old biddy

I had this single as a child, the needle would stick before it got the chorus - I'm as free as a birdnow birdnow birdnow...One wrong step and that old doll would be, too.


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Bumhead

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Cat ladies

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Skittles vodka

Yes, it really is


More pics here

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Part-time blogging

You may have noticed a decline in the frequency of blog posts, due to the ratio of work and no play. This blog is turning into a big, sweaty, itchy monkey on my back, and although I like monkeys, this one needs a few swift punches to the neb.

I'm not giving up completely, there are plenty of old posts to look at if you're desperate :-)