Thursday, 12 June 2008
NOOOOOOOOO!
I'm going to see Stiff Little Fingers tomorrow and decided to dig out my Burgundy/black DM's in case I get elbowed/looked at sideways and have to stick the feet in them. Problem is a puddy tat peed in them and they had to have a bath in the washing machine (the boots, not the cat) and it seems to have stripped the coating off and left them pink. How do I fix them? C'mon, I know there's a few DM wearing readers among ye!
Throw 'em out and get some sexy stiletto heels.
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D'man...stiletto heels won't fare well when being chased down the street by an angry gang of skinheads.
ReplyDeleteRub a little cat urine on them, they'll be good as new
ReplyDelete...but...nooooooooo!
ReplyDeleteJo= There is a Doc Dye....You have to get it from their outlet or go to any Leather Goods store for it...........
ReplyDelete....L.....Or you could just say "Fuck it" and pull out your Cindy Lauper Tu-Tu to wear w/ it!!.....xoxo
Kim...now there's an idea!
ReplyDeleteWhy are you hanging out with skinheads?
ReplyDeleteI mean, a sexy gal like you...
I don't know who I'll be hanging out with, I'm prepared for all eventualities. I'm also bringing a tin-opener and a life jacket (lies)
ReplyDeleteThey look good to me. . then I like things that have aged well on most things I buy. You get that way when you look at todays fashion at my age. .lol x x
ReplyDeleteP.s The boyfriend is the only young thing I have (more mature in the head than guys my age or older). . Seriously what are you going to wear with them? x x
ReplyDeleteGreat Boots! Have A Look at the label.........A lot were made in a clog factory about a mile from where I Live In Hebden Bridge!
ReplyDeleteHope The GIG was good?
Have A Groovy Weekend!
SLF? They're that band that do cabaret versions of Status Quo songs, aren't they?
ReplyDeleteHave you tried gloss black Dulux on the boots?
Chazza, they don't make footwear the way they used to...earlier yesterday some cows broke out and I chased them in my flip-flops, then one of them snapped leaving me hobbling back to the house with a very shitty looking foot...LOL
ReplyDeleteTony, I looked at the label and realised they aren't DM's at all, but NPS, looked em up, they've doubled in price since I got mine!
http://www.britboot.co.uk/NPSUK.html
Ist...how dare ye!!! Status quo yer toot!
Didn't try gloss paint, but they probably back into the cupboard for another year or so anyway.
young things....boys are so borring......
ReplyDeleteI'd take an older man any day...SOOO much more fun!!
Hi Kimberly...
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I said older men, Not de.....
ReplyDeleteWait, Just how dead are you?
oh bless! it goes to show when on the farm you cannot afford to dress for summer. . .You poor love (Foot of pooh) but I cannot help lol at the very description you have congered up in my mind. . lol lol x x
ReplyDeleteP.S after re reading...I didn't buy the boyfriend he came free in a packet of co co pops. . lol x x
ReplyDeleteHave to laugh Chazza, the dog was looking at me as if to say "You're not coming into the house like that"
ReplyDeleteI'm off to buy a box of coco pops to see what I get :-)
Wait, Just how dead are you?
ReplyDeleteLOL
Does almost 50 count as older??
Sensible answer.
ReplyDeleteApply generous amounts of Kiwi Oxblood shoe polish. Top off with a bit of clear dubbin. All aided by lots of elbow grease.
Add white laces for that authentic bootboy/girl touch.
Pee on cat for revenge.
Ad, I love your approach to boot cleaning, there's something almost Gordon Ramsey about it, with a splash of genius at the end :-)
ReplyDeleteOhhh JC you never fail to make me laugh my head off with the images you conger up in my head...
ReplyDeleteKimber..the young boyfriend is 40 next birthday....going on Victor Meldrew. .
He calls me "hyacinth Bucket" Mrs Bouquet. (Keeping Up Appearances.) I did say he was more mature in the head for his age...what ever turns him on I say giving my rampent rabbit a rest... lol x x