Mr. Goldstein goes on a business trip to Tokyo. While there he learns to his great delight that a synagogue exists in Tokyo. He goes there and finds that the entire congregation is Japanese. The Japanese rabbi gets up and preaches a sermon in Japanese.
After the services Mr. Goldstein goes to say "shalom" to the rabbi. The rabbi squints at him with a puzzled expression and asks, "You . . . Jewish??" He answers, "Yes, I am." The rabbi goes, "Ah, so. That funny. You don't rook Jewish!"
haha actually she is a mother of two and has a tattoo shop, she also is a community leader fighting against social discrimination and has created a fund to support single mothers in poverty
Funny, she doesn't LOOK Mexican...
ReplyDeletebeing vampire must have changed her appearance.
ReplyDeleteThat was a play on an old joke:
ReplyDeleteMr. Goldstein goes on a business trip to Tokyo. While there he learns to his great delight that a synagogue exists in Tokyo. He goes there and finds that the entire congregation is Japanese. The Japanese rabbi gets up and preaches a sermon in Japanese.
After the services Mr. Goldstein goes to say "shalom" to the rabbi. The rabbi squints at him with a puzzled expression and asks, "You . . . Jewish??" He answers, "Yes, I am." The rabbi goes, "Ah, so. That funny. You don't rook Jewish!"
There's an uncanny resemblance between the vampire lady and the monkey in the picture below.
ReplyDeleteE, hah! I think i get it :-)
ReplyDeleteJ, bloody hell so there is!
haha actually she is a mother of two and has a tattoo shop, she also is a community leader fighting against social discrimination and has created a fund to support single mothers in poverty
ReplyDeleteoh and yes.. i am mexican too, that's how i know
ReplyDeleteAdrian...she's the Mother Theresa of Mexico!
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