Me 'n another guy used to make up stupid and obscene lyrics to the Christmas songs we had to sing in choir. "Chester's nuts roasting an open fire. Jack Frost nipping at your nuts...Yuletide carols being sung by a whore...and folks dressed up like Eski-homos. Everybody blows a turkey and Mrs. Ho...." Stupid, but we were 12, so...
Then, when the teacher would stop the singing, saying "I don't think some of you remember the lyrics." Becky would say "Mizz O'Loughlin (she was Irish, come to think of it) Chris 'n Mike aren't singin' the right words!"
Not many things do, but that literally made me LOL.
ReplyDeleteThat song came out 25 yrs. ago, BTW. It's one of my favorites.
Can't be a misheard lyric, can it? :D
DeleteMe 'n another guy used to make up stupid and obscene lyrics to the Christmas songs we had to sing in choir. "Chester's nuts roasting an open fire. Jack Frost nipping at your nuts...Yuletide carols being sung by a whore...and folks dressed up like Eski-homos. Everybody blows a turkey and Mrs. Ho...." Stupid, but we were 12, so...
DeleteThen, when the teacher would stop the singing, saying "I don't think some of you remember the lyrics." Becky would say "Mizz O'Loughlin (she was Irish, come to think of it) Chris 'n Mike aren't singin' the right words!"
Nobody likes a tattletale, huh?
Becky is a spoil sport!
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