Kind Wishes from:
Istvanski:
"Michael Jackson M.I.P
(Molest In Peace)"
"I heard he choked on a small bone"
Gary:
"It was a hereditary heart condition, it was his billy gene"
George O'Jungle:
"Official announcement from the family: Since Wacko Jacko was 99% plastic,
instead of burial, they are instead going to melt him down into Lego blocks,
so little kids can play with him for a change"
ILuvNUFC
"I'd heard he was going to be melted down and turned into plastic bags so he could still be a danger to children"
Some Jacko jokes from Michael Mooney
Q: What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play
with and the other you carry your groceries in.
Q: How can you tell if Michael Jackson has a hot date?
A: There’s a big wheel parked outside his house.
Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds?
A: Because there are twenty of them.
Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect “10″?
A: Two 5 year olds.
Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A: From a catalogue.
Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??
A: He thought it was a delivery service.
Q: What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?
A: A Michael Jackson slumber party.
Q: Did you know they’re putting out a Michael Jackson stamp?
A: Fans get to vote for the white or black Michael Jackson.
Q: What’s brown and often found in a baby’s diaper?
A: Michael Jackson’s hand.
Prince Michael Jackson, Jr. – you know in a few years they’ll probably
change his name to: The Child Formerly Known as Michael Jackson’s Baby
Istvanski:
"Michael Jackson M.I.P
(Molest In Peace)"
"I heard he choked on a small bone"
Gary:
"It was a hereditary heart condition, it was his billy gene"
George O'Jungle:
"Official announcement from the family: Since Wacko Jacko was 99% plastic,
instead of burial, they are instead going to melt him down into Lego blocks,
so little kids can play with him for a change"
ILuvNUFC
"I'd heard he was going to be melted down and turned into plastic bags so he could still be a danger to children"
Some Jacko jokes from Michael Mooney
Q: What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play
with and the other you carry your groceries in.
Q: How can you tell if Michael Jackson has a hot date?
A: There’s a big wheel parked outside his house.
Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds?
A: Because there are twenty of them.
Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect “10″?
A: Two 5 year olds.
Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A: From a catalogue.
Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??
A: He thought it was a delivery service.
Q: What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?
A: A Michael Jackson slumber party.
Q: Did you know they’re putting out a Michael Jackson stamp?
A: Fans get to vote for the white or black Michael Jackson.
Q: What’s brown and often found in a baby’s diaper?
A: Michael Jackson’s hand.
Prince Michael Jackson, Jr. – you know in a few years they’ll probably
change his name to: The Child Formerly Known as Michael Jackson’s Baby
"
Michael Jackson M.I.P
ReplyDelete(Molest In Peace).
It was a hereditary heart condition, it was his billy gene
ReplyDeleteI heard he choked on a small bone.
ReplyDeleteHa! You guys, I added them to them to the post.
ReplyDeleteI hear Michael didn't want to be buried - he wants to be cremated and turned into plastic bags so he will still be white, plastic and dangerous to small children.
ReplyDeleteOfficial announcement from the family: Since Wacko Jacko was 99% plastic,
ReplyDeleteinstead of burial, they are instead going to melt him down into Lego blocks,
so little kids can play with him for a change.
Following on from the last comment I'd heard he was going to be melted down and turned into plastic bags so he could still be a danger to children.
ReplyDeleteILuvNUFC, haha :-) Oh we're so bad. Yaknow it, shamon.
ReplyDeletei think your all very narrow minded and need lives, i am not a fan of MJ's either, but if we all listened to what the media had to say? like i said get your own lives. disrespectful guys
ReplyDeleteAnon, we're not narrow minded, we're quite open and creative as you can see from the imagery. It's light-hearted fun, nothing to do with the media - everyone dies, get over yourself!
ReplyDeleteeven if you dont like MJ this whole post is terrible have respect for the dead ESP on the day they die
ReplyDeletei heard he died because he tripped over a pram
ReplyDeletebut its too early to blame it on the buggy
1st Oct anon, I did quite like him.
ReplyDelete4th Oct anon, I hadn't heard that one :-)
Omg u ppl really are that stupid..
ReplyDeleteIf you would read the papers, you would learn something, idiots.
Anon (24th nov)...so the papers aren't written by sensationalist exaggerating lunatics? Must have missed something.
ReplyDeleteHmm..yes, i really think u missed. If not, i don't think u wouldn't put out something that stupid, if you would know the truth about MJ.
ReplyDeleteIt's kinda hurtful. What you would think, if ppl wrote something like that about you or your family, when u know is pullshit?
if u got nothing better to say about somebody, pls just shut up instead of making this rude jokes ...aarg
ReplyDeleteDear aarg
ReplyDeleteGet a life!
Best Regards
Gary
Gary, I'm starting to feel bad about the post now. When I die make sure everyone takes the piss.
ReplyDeleteDon't worry Joanne I'm sure we will :-)
ReplyDeleteMe superimposed on a dead Lolcat/dog/cow etc.
ReplyDeleteNo, keyboard cat playing the death march lol
ReplyDeleteperfect!
ReplyDeletePff
ReplyDeleteMJ RIP
Go the hell... you are just a fucking bitch
You're a fat bastard, he was never pedophile, informs you rather than following what the media say, like a sheep
You're seriously reaches, and especially poor guy who got tattooed on his leg AC is horrible, ugly, fake...:-j
Chandler admitted to lying, and in the other trial he was found not guilty count, this was a conspiracy. Goodbye now, and little advice, do not be jealous of him because you can never be as revered as he was.
I'm not English so I have written like shit.
Anon, if by revered you mean ridiculed then I'll stay how I am, thanks.
ReplyDeleteI'm not fat...I'm just big boned ;-) I'm sure you're beautiful.
you are ugly, disguisting and a very bad excuse for a person. Just because michael accomplished twice as much as you ever will in your life. He did not molest anyone and I hope you are ashamed of your ugly (seriously i saw you profile photo, wich u try to cover your face with effects cus your SO UGLY AND FAT, yes u are fat, not *big boned"(?)) ass and i hope you die :) .
ReplyDeleteGOODBYE no-lifer, go and eat some more.
Best regards
...you're about 12 years old, right? With no friends? Glad you enjoy my blog so much.
ReplyDeleteHey oxygen waster - Anon, are you ever going to grow up and get a sense of humour? Next time use your real name, instead of hiding and why not put a picture up of how you look at the same time.
ReplyDeleteBest Regards
Gary
Thanks Gary...it said I'm fat...I'm fat, I'm fat, hammon.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqz1ojIQTBk
Just looking up this disrespectful post...I am a terrible person.
ReplyDeleteYou Racist KKK Punk Fagot CraKKKers can Burn in Hell along with the Grand Wizard!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteMICHAEL WAS THE MOST GOOD INNOCENT MAN IN THE PLANET. GOD KNOW THAT. THAT'S ALL THAT MATTER. I TOTALLY RESPECT THIS MAN. IT'S THE EVIL PEOPLE WHO HURTED AND STILL TRY TO HURTED HIM. DO YOU WANT TO KNOW IF A PERSON LISTEN THE VOICE OF THE DEVIL? SIMPLE... IF THAT PERSON WILL HATE MICHAEL, IT'S THE DEVIL THAT CONTROL YOUR STUPID MIND.
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