Well, I kinda thought that kicking a midget would be fun. . . But propriety and all. . . I was about to leave, then. . . Invading another country. If I just happened to have an M1 tank. . . Canada's not that far a drive. And one M1 ought to do it. And it would be fun to own that much maple syrup. But there are a bit too many uppity frenchies in Ottowa. . . Some Bee Hive rounds? (Durn, they'd do the job - a whole load of these neat flechettes. . .)
Sorry, you'll have to invade Vegas if you want to get to Celine. I guess there's not a large enough "Adult Contemporary" market in Canada. Enjoy some "Beaver Tails" while you're in Ottawa. Mmmmm Beaver Tails.
Silly film. I wouldn't nick a telly (too heavy to carry home), but I would kick a midget. Wouldn't anyone given the chance ?
ReplyDeleteHmm. So, let me know if I got this right.
ReplyDeleteIf you said you WOULD do one of those things, that means you would commit piracy as well?
I guess George Bush downloads pirated films.
I am a genius.
Well, I kinda thought that kicking a midget would be fun. . . But propriety and all. . . I was about to leave, then. . . Invading another country. If I just happened to have an M1 tank. . . Canada's not that far a drive. And one M1 ought to do it. And it would be fun to own that much maple syrup. But there are a bit too many uppity frenchies in Ottowa. . . Some Bee Hive rounds? (Durn, they'd do the job - a whole load of these neat flechettes. . .)
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Eh, just looked it up. Quebec. The Quebecoise. Ku-bec-quah. What do I know about Canada? But if I had an M1, I might make them part of Ottowa. . .
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Keith, how about you kick the telly and nick a midget.
ReplyDeleteJasmine, the first 3 are from original ad, the rest from some loonies head.
Chris, bring me back some Maple Syrup from your invasion, please.
And kill Celine Dion.
Sorry, you'll have to invade Vegas if you want to get to Celine. I guess there's not a large enough "Adult Contemporary" market in Canada. Enjoy some "Beaver Tails" while you're in Ottawa. Mmmmm Beaver Tails.
ReplyDeleteThis is a much better pisstake:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALZZx1xmAzg
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