Tuesday 26 August 2008

Lammas fair 2008

It seems to be getting worse by the year, I only go thinking I'd be missing something, but no, it's the same old shite. I don't like crowds at the best of times, people annoy me, especially slow-moving ones, so I quickly purchased some incense, an umbrella and some stripy socks before I lost my marbles and scarpered. The most off-putting part was every four or five metres some eejit was howling bad country & western ballax into a mic, the noises in my head all merged into a psychotic mess of howls, seagull noises, bangers and screaming kids. I caught as glimpse of some native American Indian people playing pan-pipes in the midst of it. I was then put in a strait-jacket and led home.








A very blurry and dishevelled me at the end of an evening of amusements.

Friday 22 August 2008

How Britney Spears live microphone really sounds

obviously she was lip synching on these with some retarded singing getting through.


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Hidden camera prank gone wrong

Tasty product of the week

Chocolate fudge brownie flavour Frijj - endorsed by the Doctor and the Lord Dog herself.

Lammas Fair - who likes getting chased by wasps?

This Monday and Tuesday in Ballycastle - come and join me shuffle my way through a big crowd and get chased by wasps. If you're unlucky enough to get your toes ran over by a pram, you can cool them down by stepping in some horse shit.

On the plus side Ballycastle has a beach and amusements.

More info here

Tuesday 19 August 2008

Talented friends

This is a catchy little number from the marvelous 'Peng Weng'.



This is a cruel video and music combo from 'Smout' featuring the Butthole Surfers and a sozzled 'Face' - the Father Jack of Larne.