Thursday 27 December 2007

The day you were born

Tuesday, 122 days to my next birthday, 11,566 days old.
What was number UK number one on your birthday? Save your kisses for me - Brotherhood of man.
Events on your birthday - David Bowie was detained on a train trip from Russia to Poland because he had nazi books. The books were for research on a project.

Via Presurfer

Missed your favourite show?

I spend hours on this website

Another Chinese recall

Friday 14 December 2007

Strictly come Danzig

I have an idea for a new TV series next year. It would involve Bruce Forsythe finally dying and being replaced by the lovely Glenn Danzig.

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My first choice of course was Jerry Only, but Pete informed me "Strictly come Jerry Only" is already out on DVD.

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Thursday 13 December 2007

Suzuki Swifts rule

People in my car, Well, a similar car. I love my wee car, it's bumpy, noisy and can be coped over when two people try to get in at once.


He's been feeding his car beans

I think this guys stalker made the video

You're hurting it!

Last but not least...Starting at -25

I enjoyed compiling this cool-as-fuck post, I hope you watched them all. Night night.

Bless ewe

Any opportunity for a pun

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Jon Lajoie

High as fuck

Cold blooded Christmas

Pointless profanity

Tuesday 11 December 2007

Saturday 8 December 2007

Trailer park boys

Kitties are so nice


Space weed

Glenn Danzig - Burrito, Dorito, Fiesta, Antipasta.

When Glenn Danzig finds whoever makes these spoof videos of him he'll rip off their heads and shite down their neck.

Box of Saltines, can of sardines, frozen pizza, rice cakes, one dozen burritos, Shrek 2 on dvd, 3L bottle of Mountain dew, yaaaams!, cola.

Thursday 6 December 2007

Ostrich racing

Reminds me of a Chocobo under a 'berserk' spell. (Final Fantasy reference).

Can't find any berserk footage, this will have to do.

Tuesday 4 December 2007

Sunday 2 December 2007

Wednesday 28 November 2007



Barf bag

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Interview questions

I have woke up from one of those kips I seem to be taking far too often these days, after having a dream about working in Dougies' Goodies, the cool bright pink bakery in Ballymena. Thing is, I did work in two bakeries for a few years and almost the first thing I saw online when I got to my computer was this, an interview guide.

crack interview questions

It was a slightly more enjoyable dream than the last one I had (Hanging onto a rope at a concert)

Is this a sign?

I make exceedingly good cakes.

Sunday 4 November 2007

The Baby-Setter

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MADYSON the Irish setter needed a whelping hand after giving birth to 15 pups – so her doggy pal became a surrogate mum.
English setter Liliana, six, helped lick the newborns clean and even began producing milk to feed her four-year-old chum’s offspring.
Owner Julie Murray said: “I was amazed. Liliana wasn’t even pregnant. I’ve been breeding dogs 30 years and never seen anything like it.”
Julie, 53, of Waterlooville, Hants, added: “Fifteen pups is too many for one mum. If Liliana wasn’t there I’d have to bottle-feed some.”
Carol Plumbly, a local kennel assistant, said: “It appears Liliana’s having a phantom pregnancy and her body’s acting as if she’s given birth. For a domestic dog, it’s very rare.”
Liliana is also taking care of another little one – an 11-day-old KITTEN called Lili whose mum died.
Julie said: “She’s very caring. She’d probably even do it for a rabbit.”

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Tuesday 30 October 2007

Your past life

My past life - I don't know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Alaska around the year 1000. Your profession was that of a designer, engineer or craftsman. Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Seeker of truth and wisdom. You could have seen your future lives. Others perceived you as an idealist illuminating path to future. The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
You fulfill your lesson by helping old folks and children. You came to this life to learn to care about the weak and the helpless. Do you remember now?

It's all coming back now ;-)

Try it here

Audio visual test

This isn't easy

Deleted images

This website is a lucky dip of unwanted photos

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Saturday 27 October 2007

How to whistle

I haven't perfected it yet. I sound like a pigeon with a hole in it.

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Pug piss

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Take a phrase in english - convert it to another language - convert back into english.

"Please let go of my flip flop"

Chinese Trad - Please give up my flip pat 擊聲

Dutch - Please go to let of my tikplof

French - Leave please go from my electronic rocker

German - Let please go from my Schlagplumpsen

Greek - I request you leave you go my fall of blow

Italian - Lasci I pray go of mine flop of vibration

Japanese - My bistable trigger circuit which goes allot

Korean - The fried food thwuk it drops send with my finger to leave

Portuguese - It leaves please go of mine flop of wing

Russian - If you please prevent go my flop flip

Spanish - Leave please go of my failure of pull

Babel Fish

Tuesday 16 October 2007

Police no stupid, police know rules

Film-maker Darren Pollard was clearing up flood rubbish from his front garden when he noticed the police harassing a youth opposite his house. Darren retrieved his camera and this is what he filmed.

Scary reflection

The posts are getting all Halloweeny


Thursday 11 October 2007

Ladder demo goes wrong

He's still trying to sell it after proving it's a pile of shit

Wednesday 10 October 2007

Dog plays dead

This is Callie, who is blind. When she doesn't want to get up, she plays dead.

Apart from one little thing.

Via Arbroath

Clockwise or anticlockwise?

The Right Brain vs Left Brain Test If you see dancer rotating clockwise, you are right-brained (creative), counter-clockwise, left-brained (logical).

It changes direction every time I blink.

Saturday 29 September 2007


I'm not going to be the one tell him he's wearing two different coloured socks...

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Wednesday 26 September 2007