Tuesday 18 November 2008

I've paid my tax

I had a link to an Ebay shop selling these but they've removed it, luckily after I'd bought mine :-)I got this message from Ebay..."We'd like to let you know that eBay has ended an item you were bidding on for breaching of one or more of our policies. As it's important that eBay maintains member privacy, we can't tell you exactly why the listing was removed". I know why - the truth hurts.

These aren't my glasses

Doctor Who drawers

Sunday 16 November 2008

Webcam dance accident

Elk that got away

Which board game are you?

You Are Boggle

You are an incredibly creative and resourceful person.

You're able to dig deep and think outside the box to get things done.

You are a non linear thinker. You don't like following directions

You draw your inspiration from the strangest places sometimes. You're constantly inspired.

Sunday 9 November 2008

Heavy metal farmer


Family Guy Puke-a-thon

Weird notice

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Vicar hospitalised with potato up his bum


A vicar claims a potato got stuck up his bottom after he fell on to the vegetable while hanging curtains in the nude.

The clergyman, in his 50s, told medical staff at Sheffield's Northern General Hospital that the accident was definitely not due to a sex game.

He had to undergo surgery to extract the spud from his backside, according to The Sun.

A&E nurse Trudi Watson told the paper: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in he kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato.

"But it's not for me to question his story."

She went on to reveal other objects removed from people's derriére, including a cucumber, a Russian doll and a carnation.