Tuesday 30 October 2007

Your past life

My past life - I don't know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Alaska around the year 1000. Your profession was that of a designer, engineer or craftsman. Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Seeker of truth and wisdom. You could have seen your future lives. Others perceived you as an idealist illuminating path to future. The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
You fulfill your lesson by helping old folks and children. You came to this life to learn to care about the weak and the helpless. Do you remember now?

It's all coming back now ;-)

Try it here

Audio visual test

This isn't easy

Deleted images

This website is a lucky dip of unwanted photos


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Saturday 27 October 2007

How to whistle

I haven't perfected it yet. I sound like a pigeon with a hole in it.

HOW TO WHISTLE LOUDLY - The funniest bloopers are right here

Pug piss

Excited Pug Ruins Kodak Moment - Watch more free videos


Take a phrase in english - convert it to another language - convert back into english.

"Please let go of my flip flop"

Chinese Trad - Please give up my flip pat 擊聲

Dutch - Please go to let of my tikplof

French - Leave please go from my electronic rocker

German - Let please go from my Schlagplumpsen

Greek - I request you leave you go my fall of blow

Italian - Lasci I pray go of mine flop of vibration

Japanese - My bistable trigger circuit which goes allot

Korean - The fried food thwuk it drops send with my finger to leave

Portuguese - It leaves please go of mine flop of wing

Russian - If you please prevent go my flop flip

Spanish - Leave please go of my failure of pull

Babel Fish

Tuesday 16 October 2007

Police no stupid, police know rules

Film-maker Darren Pollard was clearing up flood rubbish from his front garden when he noticed the police harassing a youth opposite his house. Darren retrieved his camera and this is what he filmed.

Scary reflection

The posts are getting all Halloweeny


Thursday 11 October 2007

Ladder demo goes wrong

He's still trying to sell it after proving it's a pile of shit

Wednesday 10 October 2007

Dog plays dead

This is Callie, who is blind. When she doesn't want to get up, she plays dead.

Apart from one little thing.

Via Arbroath

Clockwise or anticlockwise?

The Right Brain vs Left Brain Test If you see dancer rotating clockwise, you are right-brained (creative), counter-clockwise, left-brained (logical).

It changes direction every time I blink.