Monday 26 December 2011

Icy Steps

Funny Stuff From Steve

I was in bed with a blind girl last night and she said that I had
the biggest penis she had ever laid her hands on. I said “You’re pulling my leg.”

I saw a poor old lady fall over today on the ice!! At least I presume she was poor – she only had $1.20 in her purse.

My girlfriend thinks that I’m a stalker. Well, she’s not exactly my girlfriend yet.

Went for my routine checkup today and everything seemed to be going fine until he stuck his index finger up my butt! Do you think I should change dentists?

A wife says to her husband you’re always pushing me around and talking behind my back. He says what do you expect? You’re in a wheel chair.

Soviet Russia Cat

Nasty Kid

Rudolf The Red Cheeked Birdie

Dog Loves Guitar

Sunday 18 December 2011

A Personal Appeal From Wikipedia

Winter Precautions

It is suggested that anyone traveling in the current icy conditions should make sure they have the following:

Blankets or sleeping bag
Extra clothing including hat and gloves
24 hours worth of food
Rock Salt
Flashlight with spare batteries
Road Flares or Reflective Triangles
Empty gas Can
First Aid Kit

Booster cables

I looked like an idiot on the bus this morning!!!


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