Friday 27 May 2011

Heroin And Hot Dogs

Q & A Time

1) ONE OF YOUR SCARS. HOW DID YOU GET IT?

Scar on my forehead, about an inch long. The gash to the head came about the very moment I realised I couldn't fly. I was a two year old attempting a parkour style somersault over a bed (after getting lipstick applied and being all pleased with myself).

2) WHAT IS ON THE WALLS OF YOUR BEDROOM?

Mushroomy paint, a mirror and the occasional spider.

3) WHAT DOES YOUR MOBILE PHONE LOOK LIKE?

This is the wallpaper



4) WHAT MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO?

This type

5) DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN?

Casey time!

6) WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?

To be retired, or for the hard of hearing....retarded.

7) WHO DO YOU MISS?

All the relatives and friends who don't walk the planet anymore.

8) IS ANYONE IN LOVE WITH YOU OR HAS A CRUSH ON YOU?

...Well do you? Now's your chance.

9) WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU KISSED?

Oh that would be Smout.

10) WHAT IS YOUR MIDDLE NAME?

Priscilla. I wanted Madonna but the Priest said it wasn't a proper name.

11) THE BEST TV SHOW EVER CREATED?

First thing comes to mind is Knightmare. Quality. Where am I?

12) THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO?

My brother on the phone.

13) DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK?

Not any more. As a teenager I would read paranormal/horror/magic books, films etc to the point where I couldn't go pee, look in a mirror or out the window for fear of seeing a pair of red eyes staring back. God help me if I was still awake at 3:15am. I would switch the light off and run over to the bed with my eyes closed (hoping the ghosts wouldn't be inside my eyelids). Grew out of it in my early 20's.

14) THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY?

Can't remember. Probably myself. Or this.

15) WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE COLOGNE/PERFUME?

I like the smell of Parma Violets, I used to wear the type of oil used in burners, as I couldn't find it in perfume form. I like the smell of dog's paws, too.

16) WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOUR DO YOU LIKE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX?

I don't mind. Pink for both?

17) WOULD YOU RATHER BE SMART OR FUNNY?

I have a quarter of each, other half is made up of WTF.

18) COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINKS?

Both give me palpitations. I prefer not to succumb to the paranoia.

19) WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE PIZZA TOPPING?

Since becoming a vegan I've made objects resembling pizzas with homemade pesto, tomatoes, pretend cheese, more basil and olive oil.

20) IF YOU COULD EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?

I would like to try some dairy free cakes and ice-cream. Please feed me.

21) WHO IS THE LAST PERSON WHO MADE YOU MAD?

A dickhead in Turkey who uploaded dogs fighting on Facebook.

22) DO YOU SPEAK ANOTHER LANGUAGE?

I can count to 29 in Irish, as well as random phrases. I studied French until 14. I'll go far.

23) WHAT WAS THE FIRST GIFT THAT YOU REMEMBER SOMEONE GIVING YOU?

Laura posted me an Iron Maiden t-shirt. Yeeeah!

24) DO YOU LIKE SOMEONE?

Hee heee, yes wee Timmy from down the road. (Is that what I was supposed to say?).

25) ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED?

No I walk like I have a poker up my ass. jk...I can do a full lotus for a short period of time, does this count?

26) FAVOURITE CLOTHING BRAND?

Oh I'm not materialistic. Be in tune with yourself, nature and the universe, not crap like that. I buy lots of unexpensive stuff that regularly gets recycled/donated to charity.

27) WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR?

Ummm not materialist I said? Well, I saw this photo of a 1980 Lotus Esprit once and never forgot it.

28) WHAT COLOUR IS IT?

Like this.

29) WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE KIND OF EXERCISE?

Walking, occasional Yoga, hyper spats of dancing.

30) WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING?

Who? This is like a question from Napoleans Book Of Fate.

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Wednesday 18 May 2011

Temptation To Kick The Queen Up The Hole

Nicked from Aidan Scullion

Butter Is Geewwd Fah Me

IMAlive.org PSA featuring "W H A L E" by Yellow Ostrich

It's a cute video featuring the song 'W H A L E' by Yellow Ostrich to
promote awareness for IMAlive; the first online crisis network with 100%
of its volunteers trained and certified in crisis intervention available
to IM (instant message) with people suffering from depression or close
to suicide. Designed to reach a wider demographic than those willing to
call a traditional telephone hotline like1-800-SUICIDE, IMAlive is
currently handling approximately 240 chats per week and expects to reach
their goal of being live 24/7 by the end of 2011, pending sufficient
support.

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