Friday 27 June 2008

Kitties are so nice

A stray kitty has moved into this old house we used to hang out in (my brother and I kitted it out with chairs and a gramophone, I once ate sugared jelly diamonds I found in a cupboard in it). She has approx six baby kitties on tow, they are hissing, spitting, growley little skitters but I reckon I can tame them.

I think this would be an appropriate time to re-post a song.

Biscuit of the week

These are my first two bites of an Oreo. I'm not a bisuit connoisseur, they taste a bit like a Bourbon. On looks and smell Benny gave them the paws-up.

PS. Someone else crashed into the back of my car yesterday after deciding it would look better on the middle of a roundabout. Luckily my ipod wasn't harmed.

Wednesday 25 June 2008

The last bed

The tomb of Charles Pigeon, the inventor of a non-exploding gas lamp, in Cimetière de Montparnasse.
"I'll be back in a minute dear...I forgot to take my coat off"

Via Neatorama

Eddie Murphy's head rolling down a highway

Maybe the driver from the previous post saw this just ahead of the train track.
Via Dark Roasted Blend

Looney driver nearly gets killed by train

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Sunday 22 June 2008

Creepy snow globes

Artists Walter Martin and Paloma Munoz construct eerie detailed artistic scenes hidden inside of snow globes.

Traditional snow globes house relaxing winter scenes of Evergreen trees, snow-capped houses and horse drawn carriages. However, these snow globes tell a different story.

These two artists have been working together since 1993. They sculpt miniature figures set in snowy outside scenes that depict sometimes horrible situations. Each snow globe tells a story and it’s up to the viewer to fill in the blanks of those stories. Some of these miniature people seem trapped in a fairy-tale like story.

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Via Baise

The Trons

Via Arbroath

Carpet surfing Clyde

Saturday 21 June 2008

Friday 20 June 2008

Odd mugshots

Chimney Zombie
Fergal Sharkey

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Thanks Smout (Please encourage Smout to post more, he is procrastination personified - with your help we can get 2 posts out of him a month, tops)

Wednesday 18 June 2008

Penis monster

I like to think I'm reasonably in touch with monsters and willies and that but I've never met the like of this.

Nice Knackers.

Hoooooooo...let the dogs out

I've been trying to catch this on camera for weeks. Coco has learned she can howl and makes half-hearted attempts at it on a regular basis.

Thursday 12 June 2008

The saints are coming

Smout showed me this a few months ago, I'd forgotten about it until today. No more arguing to whether U2 or Greenday are the best :-)


I'm going to see Stiff Little Fingers tomorrow and decided to dig out my Burgundy/black DM's in case I get elbowed/looked at sideways and have to stick the feet in them. Problem is a puddy tat peed in them and they had to have a bath in the washing machine (the boots, not the cat) and it seems to have stripped the coating off and left them pink. How do I fix them? C'mon, I know there's a few DM wearing readers among ye!

Tuesday 10 June 2008

Dancing on the ceiling

I think I may be the first to come up with this idea. If you have seen this done elsewhere, unsee it!

P.S. - I'm on holidays until next Wednesday, brace yourselves for loadsa posts.


Friday 6 June 2008

Extreme window cleaning feat. old biddy

I had this single as a child, the needle would stick before it got the chorus - I'm as free as a birdnow birdnow birdnow...One wrong step and that old doll would be, too.

Via Arbroath


Via Bits & Pieces

Sunday 1 June 2008

Part-time blogging

You may have noticed a decline in the frequency of blog posts, due to the ratio of work and no play. This blog is turning into a big, sweaty, itchy monkey on my back, and although I like monkeys, this one needs a few swift punches to the neb.

I'm not giving up completely, there are plenty of old posts to look at if you're desperate :-)