Saturday, 31 January 2009

Real life optical illusions

Photoshop Experiments

These are examples I made for various competitions on Look At This. There's one on the go at the minute if you would like to participate.








Friday, 30 January 2009

Zombie Road traffic sign

Eyebrow Removal

Body modification, are you sure you can handle this?

Cat taking advantage of a strumming hand

Thursday, 29 January 2009

George Bush shoe dodge painting


A German artist created an oil painting of the famous shoe throwing incident. It's currently on sale on Ebay via

Velvet Marvin and the Tammy Underground

Coconut Hanks

Cows with names produce more milk


Ermintrude, Daisy and La vache qui rit may produce as much as 454 pints more each year than cows with no names...more via

Look what I got for my dogs at the Butchers

Wednesday, 28 January 2009

Dramatic Donkey Cigarette Dispenser


via

Light a match

Dramatic Cupcake Dog


via

Heavy Metal Grandad


via

Tuesday, 27 January 2009

Photoshopped Chocolate bars






Found at b3ta

Dancing on the ceiling - Outdoor Edition

walking on the ceiling - outdoor edition
More
And More

Another new one

running on the ceiling

Monday, 26 January 2009

Behind you!






Following in Bill Clintons footsteps

Black Achievements

Click for bigger
via

Barrack Roll yourself


from Mikee via email

Sunday, 25 January 2009

Kids

Hara Kiri covers (NSFW)

Hara Kiri was a french satirical magazine in the 1960s that was eventually banned by the French Government.

Journal bête et méchant means stupid and evil magazine. I love the bizarre, provocative covers - wouldn’t be comme il faut in this day and age.










Saturday, 24 January 2009

Green Screen Guy


via email from

Internet high-five

What's left over after a Tarantula sheds its skin

Thank heavens for Liquor!

Friday, 23 January 2009

Obama daughters Inaugural scowl at Bush

Cheese Maggots

Casu marzu is a Sardinian cheese with the singularity to be pre-digested by cheese flies’ maggots.

Wait! it gets better : "Casu marzu is considered toxic when the maggots in the cheese have died. Because of this, only cheese in which the maggots are still alive is eaten" (from Wikipedia)

This documentary in German brings us closer to this old and tasty tradition.


via

Obama Action Figure







Barbie praying to the Baby Jesus

Thursday, 22 January 2009

Windy day in a carpark

Some ladies trying to walk across a windy carpark

Starting a trend


Glasvegas - Flowers and Football Tops

Wednesday, 21 January 2009

Toe Jam

Welcome to my study - episode 6

Rowan Atkinson in 1982

Tuesday, 20 January 2009

Landslide in Poundstretcher

I didn't do nuthin, honest!

What a hash, wonder if some baby thug held the place up yesterday but wasn't able to carry all it's loot home.

Baby food kitty

Loch Ness Monster spotted!

Monday, 19 January 2009

It's Snowtime!

The snow started an hour ago and doesn't want to stop.

Shouts into sky "I'M BACK TO WORK ON WEDNESDAY, SNOW MORE!"





Sophie can walk

Help with giving up smoking

Stackable Dogs

Sunday, 18 January 2009

Leaving Gift

Service dogs at work


via and

Baby elephant saved from drowning


via

Saturday, 17 January 2009

Let's get the weekend started!


nicked from Tony

Jumping on exercise balls


via

Goal celebrations



Here another one from Amugal

Big hug

Cat meets train


via

Friday, 16 January 2009

Jesus in the fence with coconut shells

I found Jesus today in the fence outside the local Doctors - What do you think he's trying to tell me?


Strongest man in the playground


via

Forklift fail

From Jeebos

Deputy Johnny Cash


Thursday, 15 January 2009

How to escape Paparazzi

warning

Happy Birthday to....




Wednesday, 14 January 2009

Big Sexy Pole Dancer

Heeeere!

Morbid Anatomy

If any of you find yourselves with some of these symptoms - go away now, quickly. Dirty boy!








Elephants


Where Japanese schoolgirl panties really come from


via

Tuesday, 13 January 2009

Martin Luther King - I have a dream...cast

Walkers crisps new flavours

Walkers have whittled the finalists down to six - Onion Bhaji, Fish & Chips, Cajun Squirrel, Builders' Breakfast, Chilli & Chocolate and Crispy Duck & Hoisin. They're in the shops, one of which will be a permanent new favour.


Disaster in LittleLand


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Monday, 12 January 2009

Battle of the Bone - N. Ireland Zombie film

Endorsed by Smout

How boiled sweets are made


via

Two men one deathwish


Two Men One Death Wish - Watch more free videos

Ninja kitten climbing stairs


via

Sunday, 11 January 2009

Penguin Survey

Racist Prince Harry

Ginger pubes makes "Paki" and "raghead" comments


via

Car broken down? Let the AA do some more damage

Saturday, 10 January 2009

Insect hair

British Policewoman hard at work


via

John Lennon sniffing coke with Wilfred Brambell

Photography of the day

Friday, 9 January 2009

Parkour Noob

Cat wanders into weather broadcast


via

Hotdogs for sale! Hotdogs for sale!

My workmate is looking for a good home for his four little Rottweilers. C'mon now.

Big Daddy (NFS)


Pipsqueaks


Cow gives birth to unusual calf


via

Thursday, 8 January 2009

The Kitty Game


David Bowie on 'Extras'


via

Best of Elevator

Wednesday, 7 January 2009

PC vs Mac Transformers style

Air traffic around the world in 24 hrs

Chav tribute to Woolworths

Tuesday, 6 January 2009

Chewbacca on Meth

Monday, 5 January 2009

Insane dog part 2

The Fart Silencer


The “Fart Silencer” is a small plastic tube with one end that is completely open and the other end having numerous smaller holes in it.

Users are instructed to insert the open end into their anus when they feel a fart is coming. This should eliminate any unwanted sound farts tend to produce.

Users are also instructed to spray a cotton ball with their favorite perfume and put it into the “Fart Silencer” to eliminate any unwanted odor that might occur.

via and as featured on Tri-ops last week!

Sunday, 4 January 2009

Real life Gremlin

Spoon bending cat

Vic & Bob as Roxy Music

Saturday, 3 January 2009

New oven


Friday, 2 January 2009

A good boy

I flip for you


from John Schnall

Who is Charles Manson?


via

Thursday, 1 January 2009

2008 favourites - a monthly guide.

January 2008 - Japanese marshmallow eating competition - 476 views




February 2008 - Ultimate tan - 632 views




March 2008 - Close-up of a tick - 378 views

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April 2008 - Camel tow - 378 views




May 2008 - Cover the red spot - 50 views - oh what a bad month :-)




June and July 2008 - Chocolate bar mash-up - 3308 and 508 views














August 2008 - Greatest moments in found porn history - 4667 views







September 2008 - Animated magic eye - 349 views






October 2008 - Creepy abandoned futuristic village in Taiwan - 3275 views



On the very northernmost coast of Taiwan lies the spookily bizarre San Zhi resort, which consists entirely of circular, multi-coloured pods stacked on top of one another. Furthermore, these strange habitats have been completely abandoned for a number of years, and are slowly rotting away into nothing.


One story says that the project had to be abandoned after several fatal accidents occurred during construction, and according to local rumours, this ghost city is now haunted by those who died building it.


There seems to be very little actual information about these buildings available online (at least in English), but they may have been built by the government in the early 80s “in an attempt to position this as a luxurious holiday location for the rich of Taipei”. The concept behind the strange design might have been that they could expand the buildings vertically as required, simply by adding more pods on top.





November and December 2008 - Big sloppy jawed beast of a dog - 798 and 472 views









Where the hell is Matt?

By some freak of the Internet, I am the last person to see this.

The Nickname Song

Happy New Ear