TO my left I have a fork laying on top of a hammer (which one do I use), to my right a tool box full of tools, I am wearing a white t-shirt and blue jeans. I think I am screwed but I can try.
I'm naked, there are earphones to my left but they're plugged in so I don't know if they count, the alternative is a napkin, and to my right there are pieces of paper. I'm screwed.
Left: Open jar of peanuts. Right: Paperback copy of Terry Pratchett's THUD! Wearing: Gray button-down vest, burgundy shirt, dark jeans, and a really huge scarf.
This sounds like some downright godawful fanfiction.
Left: TV remote.
ReplyDeleteRight: Lamp.
Wearing: Black wife beater.
You have as good a chance as me :)
DeleteI would have liked it, but the misuse of 'your' just makes me nerd rage all over the wall instead.
ReplyDeleteThat's my pet hate ARRRGHHH!
DeleteBeing obsessed with grammar doesn't mean you are a nerd, it means you are obsessed with grammar
DeleteTO my left I have a fork laying on top of a hammer (which one do I use), to my right a tool box full of tools, I am wearing a white t-shirt and blue jeans. I think I am screwed but I can try.
DeleteAnon - touche!
DeleteJacob...a box full of tools....no way!
DeleteI'm in my garage lol
DeleteThat makes sense, now
DeleteI'm naked, there are earphones to my left but they're plugged in so I don't know if they count, the alternative is a napkin, and to my right there are pieces of paper. I'm screwed.
ReplyDeleteNo that's perfect material for an ineffective parachute
DeleteLeft: Open jar of peanuts.
ReplyDeleteRight: Paperback copy of Terry Pratchett's THUD!
Wearing: Gray button-down vest, burgundy shirt, dark jeans, and a really huge scarf.
This sounds like some downright godawful fanfiction.
You've a better chance than me!
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