Joanne Casey, Internet Caretaker.
For me, they were ok when I was a kid. Now that I'm grown up, they taste like crap. I've seen on the news Americans are hoarding them, the shelves are cleared of all Hostess products.
They'll be selling them on the black market like drugs
They taste like dogturds with cream filling.
That's a good reason not to forget them
No need for alarm, a company called Saputo owns the rights to the Hostess brand in Canada. They have no obligation or intention to stop making twinkies. We will supply the world with cream-filled dogturds for many years to come.
I'm a bit scared now. The chances of me accidentally tasting one are as likely as ever.