Wednesday, 9 June 2010

Jesus Blows Stuff Up


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12 comments:

  1. I guess those 144,000 JWs are called 'witnesses' because they can see him. What are the rest of them called (the ones who are going to die a fiery death when lightning comes out of his fingernails)? Jehovah's Gotafeelinghesaroundsomewherenesses?

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  2. Expat, is the H for HOLY SHEEIT?

    Coop, not very fair is it? I'm on the next spaceship to "place name of habital planet here".

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  3. Absolute riot, this one. I was just waiting for an action figure toy ad to interrupt. I loathe the cult of Jehovah's Witnesses more than I do scientologists because of the ubiquity of the former, even here in highly secularized and essentially non-religious Estonia. If there's a grocery shop, bank and post office you can bet your last euro there's a hive of Jehovah peeps around the block too. My problem with these fuckers isn't their demented ideology, for lack of better words, but that they would deny their kids proper medical treatment, kids who did not choose to become deranged doomsday driven fear mongers. My number one source of frustration with these bacteria is, surprisingly, that they don't celebrate Christmas. What kind of sick assholes would deny themselves the glory that is shopping in the cathedrals that are our shopping malls?

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  4. Hmm. Invisible Jesus is going to pass judgment and destroy everyone and everything apart from the chosen, faithful, suspiciously white 144,000? These beliefs make me depressed. I also find the needy selfishness, self-aggrandisement and human exceptionalism perplexing and oftentimes revolting. I leave it to Soundwhiz from Estonia to explain the rest, as he does so with an agreeably cogent vituperation.

    Invisible Jesus certainly seems big on dynamite, though, you’re right. (I think you’re secretly impressed, Ms Casey.)

    Kind regards etc…

    TPE

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  5. Soundwhiz, I vaguely remember the 144,000 bit in the bible, but don't recall them saying, Jehovah's only. Didn't pay much attention anyway...Hail Santa!

    TPE, religion thrives on horrifying people, I suppose. I liked it in a Thundercats kinda way, but that was all :-D

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  6. Expat, Jesus H-Bomb Christ! Damn wish I'd thought of that one.

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  7. Remember children, our god is a god of love. He will murder billions of innocents in a doom-fire of agony and fury, because he loves you soooo much!

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  8. Hey Joanne, this is so cute. Can you get any more?

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  9. Jilly, I don't know if this was part of a whole film or a one off :-)

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