That was quite sad, Tommy. You are correct, we Americans do produce a lot of butter. And as you pointed out some of us do have weight problems. But I don’t quite understand your example of you coming to my house and eating all my butter. I certainly did not do that to you. I cannot believe that any American came to your house and ate all your butter. If there is no butter in Norway, may I suggest one of my favorite butter products: Kerrygold from Ireland. It has a rich, intensely creamy flavor that doesn’t compete with the bread. It tastes the way butter ought to. I only buy it on special occasions because it is a bit expensive. Although Norway is not a member of the European Union, I would think Ireland would be happy to fix Norway up with all the butter it needs. If I am overlooking something here let me know and I will send you what butter you need to make your Christmas cake.
B, that was very sweet of you but it would be more practical if I sent him over the Kerrygold, being from Ireland and all. I also, have never broken into anyones house to eat their butter. I've thought about it but chances are not many shoppers buy the Pure Dairy-Free Sunflower Spread that I like.
That was quite sad, Tommy. You are correct, we Americans do produce a lot of butter. And as you pointed out some of us do have weight problems. But I don’t quite understand your example of you coming to my house and eating all my butter. I certainly did not do that to you. I cannot believe that any American came to your house and ate all your butter. If there is no butter in Norway, may I suggest one of my favorite butter products: Kerrygold from Ireland. It has a rich, intensely creamy flavor that doesn’t compete with the bread. It tastes the way butter ought to. I only buy it on special occasions because it is a bit expensive. Although Norway is not a member of the European Union, I would think Ireland would be happy to fix Norway up with all the butter it needs. If I am overlooking something here let me know and I will send you what butter you need to make your Christmas cake.
ReplyDeleteB, that was very sweet of you but it would be more practical if I sent him over the Kerrygold, being from Ireland and all. I also, have never broken into anyones house to eat their butter. I've thought about it but chances are not many shoppers buy the Pure Dairy-Free Sunflower Spread that I like.
ReplyDeletethey should change the slogan of butter for "I can't believe there's no butter"
ReplyDeleteI know mexican drag queens that speak better English than this guy..
oops.. did I just say "know"?
A, excellent, you'd make a great marketing manager :-)...and yes you said that out loud.
ReplyDeletePerhaps he should stop using all his butter as lubricant for anal sex. The he wouldnt run out.
ReplyDeleteI hate it when people use euphemisms
ReplyDeleteanon, oh er, is that really where the butter shortage came from?
ReplyDeleteJim, I had no idea there was a euphemism...*thinks*