Put the camera down Mildred. Fresh meteorites go for hundreds of dollars an ounce, and we have the taxes to pay, so let me find it before the water freezes up again.
In Scandinavia it is a tradition to sit in a hot sauna (naked, of course) and then run to a freezing cold lake and plunge in. Really. Look it up. They do it in Northern parts of the US, too, where there are large populations of people of Scandinavian descent.
The water is freezing cold, so he is cutting driftwood for the fire.
ReplyDeletePut the camera down Mildred. Fresh meteorites go for hundreds of dollars an ounce, and we have the taxes to pay, so let me find it before the water freezes up again.
ReplyDeletethat's fine art of axefishing, you silly
ReplyDeleteA real icehole, if you ask me.
ReplyDeleteHah! I'm glad I've been set straight on this one.
ReplyDeleteHe's obviously clearing ice for a spot to swim, but damn... you know you're a hard ass when you do that while you swim instead of before it.
ReplyDeleteIn Scandinavia it is a tradition to sit in a hot sauna (naked, of course) and then run to a freezing cold lake and plunge in. Really. Look it up. They do it in Northern parts of the US, too, where there are large populations of people of Scandinavian descent.
ReplyDeleteAh yes he's just out of a sauna and he's a masochist.
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