All fine and well til it tries a bit of singing. You shall continue being the cute one for now (well compared to the rest of them lol don't tell them I said that).
I'm thinking that with a thumb, a cat would be a shoe-in for a Walmart greeter. They could hand you your basket and scratch the crap out of rude customers.
Another job would be grocery store congestion handler.
I was in the grocery store a few weeks ago, when I started down an aisle with a huge family of people that must have been using all their resources to breathe. They wouldn't recognize I even existed, much less get the **** out of the way. I would have loved to had a pissed off cat (thumbed or not) to throw amongst the group to ease the congestion.
what is it with you and cat thumbs
ReplyDeleteSeriously, when it happens, we're in big trouble. They'll be able to replace bass players too.
ReplyDeletethat'll be a cute replacement
ReplyDeleteAll fine and well til it tries a bit of singing. You shall continue being the cute one for now (well compared to the rest of them lol don't tell them I said that).
ReplyDeleteI'm thinking that with a thumb, a cat would be a shoe-in for a Walmart greeter. They could hand you your basket and scratch the crap out of rude customers.
ReplyDeleteJess, that sounds purrfect...lol sorry.
ReplyDeleteAnother job would be grocery store congestion handler.
ReplyDeleteI was in the grocery store a few weeks ago, when I started down an aisle with a huge family of people that must have been using all their resources to breathe. They wouldn't recognize I even existed, much less get the **** out of the way. I would have loved to had a pissed off cat (thumbed or not) to throw amongst the group to ease the congestion.
Jess, so you're planning to use these thumbed cats as a weapon, I like it.
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