This had me worried, but then I thought: a) most people can outrun a seal, and b) there's not much of a market for human pelts anyway. I mean, when is the last time you saw someone wearing a babyskin hat?
So relax people, and just don't leave your babies lying around.
Baby skin is in great demand in China. They make condoms from it; great elasticity, and feels like you've nothing on ... well skin, it makes sense I guess. Really cleaver how they train seals to carry out the brutality.
Cooper, chances are I couldn't run away from a seal, I spend too much time on the internet and too little exercise, maybe I could make a quick gettaway on my typing fingers.
I see people everyday wearing babyskin hats :-O No wait - they're bald.
Momo, How ironic is that, condoms made from babies. Ach well, I suppose if they have to be throwing them away they might as well have some use.
This had me worried, but then I thought:
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b) there's not much of a market for human pelts anyway. I mean, when is the last time you saw someone wearing a babyskin hat?
So relax people, and just don't leave your babies lying around.
Baby skin is in great demand in China. They make condoms from it; great elasticity, and feels like you've nothing on ... well skin, it makes sense I guess.
ReplyDeleteReally cleaver how they train seals to carry out the brutality.
Cooper, chances are I couldn't run away from a seal, I spend too much time on the internet and too little exercise, maybe I could make a quick gettaway on my typing fingers.
ReplyDeleteI see people everyday wearing babyskin hats :-O No wait - they're bald.
Momo, How ironic is that, condoms made from babies. Ach well, I suppose if they have to be throwing them away they might as well have some use.
Interesting. Non-human(s) getting the right(s) to live.
ReplyDeletesqrlgrlm35....I've said it before and I'll say it again, this photo isn't real. (a bit Like E.T.)
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