Monday, 15 June 2009

Homers' Words Of Wisdom

Lisa, vampires are make believe, like elves, gremlins, and Eskimos.

Save me, Jeebus!

Well, crying isn't gonna bring him back, unless your tears smell like dog food.

I don't hate your mother, I just won't be sad when she dies.

Donuts...is there anything they can't do?

Trying is the first step toward failure.

You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel.

I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman!

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2 comments:

  1. Love itttttttttt. lmfo xxx Im sure I could add a few....lol

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  2. A girl I used to run about with had me under "Homer" on her mobile - I'm not sure this was a compliment...lol

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