Lisa, vampires are make believe, like elves, gremlins, and Eskimos.
Save me, Jeebus!
Well, crying isn't gonna bring him back, unless your tears smell like dog food.
I don't hate your mother, I just won't be sad when she dies.
Donuts...is there anything they can't do?
Trying is the first step toward failure.
You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel.
I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman!
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Love itttttttttt. lmfo xxx Im sure I could add a few....lol
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