People outside Northern Ireland may not be able to interpret the lyrics. Don't know what half of them are myself.
Tuesday, 31 March 2009
Mika Big Girl you are...
Monday, 30 March 2009
Sunday, 29 March 2009
Saturday, 28 March 2009
Friday, 27 March 2009
Freestyle Rick - Ballymenas finest
The John Cooper Clarke of Ballymena
Thanks Sarah
Thursday, 26 March 2009
Cockatiel sings Theme of Chocobo (Final Fantasy)
And here is a baby Chocobo :-)
Wednesday, 25 March 2009
Tuesday, 24 March 2009
Monday, 23 March 2009
Sunday, 22 March 2009
Saturday, 21 March 2009
Student seeks...me?

This is uncanny. Must have saw my photo on the internet at some stage, and is now plagued by dreams of me. via
PETA demonstration in London
Some naked heavily pregnant activists have placed themselves in cages.
more
Friday, 20 March 2009
Thursday, 19 March 2009
Wednesday, 18 March 2009
Tuesday, 17 March 2009
Monday, 16 March 2009
Sunday, 15 March 2009
Saturday, 14 March 2009
Primary School Proverbs
A Primary School teacher had twenty-six children in her class. She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually done by Primary School children. Their insight may surprise you. While reading, keep in mind that these are 6-year-olds, because the last one is a classic!
| 1. | Don't change horses | until they stop running. |
| 2. | Strike while the | wasp is close. |
| 3. | It's always darkest before | Daylight Saving Time.. |
| 4. | Never underestimate the power of | termites. |
| 5. | You can lead a horse to water but | How? |
| 6. | Don't bite the hand that | looks dirty. |
| 7. | No news is | impossible |
| 8. | A miss is as good as a | Mr. |
| 9. | You can't teach an old dog new | Maths |
| 10. | If you lie down with dogs, you'll | stink in the morning.. |
| 11. | Love all, trust | me. |
| 12. | The pen is mightier than the | pigs. |
| 13. | An idle mind is | the best way to relax |
| 14. | Where there's smoke there's | pollution. |
| 15. | Happy the bride who | gets all the presents. |
| 16. | A penny saved is | not much. |
| 17. | Two's company, three's | the Musketeers. |
| 18. | Don't put off till tomorrow what | you put on to go to bed. |
| 19. | Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and | You have to blow your nose. |
| 20. | There are none so blind as | Stevie Wonder . |
| 21. | Children should be seen and not | spanked or grounded. |
| 22. | If at first you don't succeed | get new batteries. |
| 23. | You get out of something only what you | See in the picture on the box |
| 24. | When the blind lead the blind | get out of the way. |
| 25. | A bird in the hand | is going to poop on you. |
And the WINNER and last one!
| 26. | Better late than | Pregnant |
Friday, 13 March 2009
I Injected My Knee With 120ccs Of My Faeces
"This chap has injected his knee with 120ccs of his faeces. What a hero! I thought he deserved to have his moment of glory immortalised in music".
Thursday, 12 March 2009
Wednesday, 11 March 2009
Ghost Photography
These two photographs may just be objects forming shapes. Realistic compared to others I've seen.


The last photo gives me the creeps - It's as if the "ghost" and living child know the other one is there? Brrrrll.
More pics
Vision in the tiles
I happened upon a vision of someone who appeared on the tiled floor at work. I'm not sure who it is though...







































































































