Tuesday, 31 March 2009

Mika Big Girl you are...

People outside Northern Ireland may not be able to interpret the lyrics. Don't know what half of them are myself.

Dog Days

1/2 Price, the Legless Rapper


Monday, 30 March 2009

Women Body Builders







Window licking dog

Alternative Lost Theme Tune

Sunday, 29 March 2009

Hillbilly Beatboxing


via

My Little Alco Pony

If people acted like cats

Saturday, 28 March 2009

Man in paddling pool stuck in frozen lake

Just Like Perfection - Zoolander

Controversial topic

Friday, 27 March 2009

Big Brother Russia


via

Playing An Ice Drumkit


via

Freestyle Rick - Ballymenas finest

The John Cooper Clarke of Ballymena


Thanks Sarah

Thursday, 26 March 2009

Ukrainian Polka band plays Kate Perry

Lassie go Homie

Cockatiel sings Theme of Chocobo (Final Fantasy)



And here is a baby Chocobo :-)

Wednesday, 25 March 2009

Self-Catching Fish


via

Arty Doggy


via

Beatboxing Parrot

Tuesday, 24 March 2009

Largest dead snake ever found


via

Shit bands being bottled



Do dogs go to Heaven?










Thanks Phizy

Odd animal couple


via

Monday, 23 March 2009

Boxer Uppercuts Himself


via

Sunday, 22 March 2009

Weird Sneeze


via

Alan Alan Alan Alan


via

Happy Mothers Day - from Flippycat

Saturday, 21 March 2009

Student seeks...me?


This is uncanny. Must have saw my photo on the internet at some stage, and is now plagued by dreams of me. via

Hitlers Secret Weapon

R.I.P. Spacebat


via
The story continues...

Metallic eyeshadow and a nice big beard

PETA demonstration in London


The association PETA held a demonstration in London against restrictive cages in British pig farms where a sow spends usually a month out of five before being killed.
Some naked heavily pregnant activists have placed themselves in cages.
more

Example of when cropping should be applied to Facebook pics

Here NSFW via

Friday, 20 March 2009

Canine Window Cleaner

Mona Greasy

Farts

Thursday, 19 March 2009

Kinetic Sandwich

Oooh I want a sandwich after watching this.

Unusual Guitars













Damon Hill.....Bleeeuuurrgh


via

Wednesday, 18 March 2009

Animal Photoshop










Sheep Art

Tool handling skills

Tuesday, 17 March 2009

Cat Yodelling

Campion Virus


Lost Zombies via

Happy St. Drunkys




Teenagers acne spells out "Arse"

story here

You know you're shopping in Texas when...

Monday, 16 March 2009

Cookie Monster not amused

Pac-man Cupcakes

Egg in a bottle trick

Boobie Grabber

Leprechaun

Manatee gets too close


via

Sunday, 15 March 2009

Impressive Blow Job (SFW)

Very realistic flame design

Never let a man organize the wedding




From Phizy via Email

Rainbow Cake

Recipe here, thanks Minnesota Stan


Saturday, 14 March 2009

Unique Hula-Hooping skills of a Baby

Headbangers hair gets caught in Bass


via

Primary School Proverbs

A Primary School teacher had twenty-six children in her class. She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually done by Primary School children. Their insight may surprise you. While reading, keep in mind that these are 6-year-olds, because the last one is a classic!

1.

Don't change horses

until they stop running.

2.

Strike while the

wasp is close.

3.

It's always darkest before

Daylight Saving Time..

4.

Never underestimate the power of

termites.

5.

You can lead a horse to water but

How?

6.

Don't bite the hand that

looks dirty.

7.

No news is

impossible

8.

A miss is as good as a

Mr.

9.

You can't teach an old dog new

Maths

10.

If you lie down with dogs, you'll

stink in the morning..

11.

Love all, trust

me.

12.

The pen is mightier than the

pigs.

13.

An idle mind is

the best way to relax

14.

Where there's smoke there's

pollution.

15.

Happy the bride who

gets all the presents.

16.

A penny saved is

not much.

17.

Two's company, three's

the Musketeers.

18.

Don't put off till tomorrow what

you put on to go to bed.

19.

Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and

You have to blow your nose.

20.

There are none so blind as

Stevie Wonder .

21.

Children should be seen and not

spanked or grounded.

22.

If at first you don't succeed

get new batteries.

23.

You get out of something only what you

See in the picture on the box

24.

When the blind lead the blind

get out of the way.

25.

A bird in the hand

is going to poop on you.


And the WINNER and last one!

26.

Better late than

Pregnant


via

Armpit Tattoo

Friday, 13 March 2009

"My pussy is hanging out" Britney remix


here via

Hard Drive Shredder - Pedo Bear Approves!




I Injected My Knee With 120ccs Of My Faeces

"This chap has injected his knee with 120ccs of his faeces. What a hero! I thought he deserved to have his moment of glory immortalised in music".

Scared of Peaches

Thursday, 12 March 2009

Pencil Sharpener

If Browsers were Women...

click for bigger

Wednesday, 11 March 2009

Ghost Photography

These two photographs may just be objects forming shapes. Realistic compared to others I've seen.




The last photo gives me the creeps - It's as if the "ghost" and living child know the other one is there? Brrrrll.

More pics

Vision in the tiles

I happened upon a vision of someone who appeared on the tiled floor at work. I'm not sure who it is though...

Magazines from the future




Spare (me the time) Wheel

Pedobear asks a question on Yahoo! Answers

Not sure they know who Pedobear is. Not sure I do either.

Lesser Spotted Poopee

Tuesday, 10 March 2009

Jesus visits America


via

Monday, 9 March 2009

Look at that horse!


via

COPS for kids

Ads



Old people and Technology

Sunday, 8 March 2009

Wine Glass Music - Swan Lake


via

Brad Neely - Fxck the Humans


via

Saturday, 7 March 2009

The Chemical Wartet perform Hallelujah

Friday, 6 March 2009

Literal Penny Lane


via

Axe Effect

Frostie watching himself on TV


via
Original

Thursday, 5 March 2009

Pics




Petaminx


via

Soft Dog adopts Baby Monkeys


via

Wednesday, 4 March 2009

90 year old takes his Mobility Scooter onto a Motorway...Photoshop Edition!









Bacon Watch

Looks like Veggie Bacon

Bizarre Night Light

Chair Slip Kitty

Tuesday, 3 March 2009

Crap Tats

I've seen some shit looking tattoos, but these are something else...





My First Condoms

Spudfellas


From Mark via email

Seepage

Zombie make-up

From Romeros Day of The Dead


Nicked from

Monday, 2 March 2009

Kraftwurst-We Are Pork Products


via

Head Over Heels

Cat Gymnasium

Sunday, 1 March 2009

Creative Images






Medical Ethics