Scared my ass. One of those bastards the size of a small dog had me cornered on my balcony one night, baring his fangs and claws and hissing.
I had to jump up on the rail (second story, mind you, and me in my fucking bathrobe) and yell at it before it finally decided to grudgingly waddle off with his buddy.
Nice story!
ReplyDeleteWith Natalie Merchant singing,
all's - perfect - well that ends well.
Reg, the raccoon heard Natalie singing and came out to see what was going on.
ReplyDeleteHe wasn't scared, he was taking a nap, as any fule no...
ReplyDeleteHe had eaten his weight in potato skins and garbage juice and was sleeping it off.
ReplyDeleteScared my ass. One of those bastards the size of a small dog had me cornered on my balcony one night, baring his fangs and claws and hissing.
ReplyDeleteI had to jump up on the rail (second story, mind you, and me in my fucking bathrobe) and yell at it before it finally decided to grudgingly waddle off with his buddy.
Those little fuckers can rip a dog apart.
Deadman, maybe this one is emo?
ReplyDeleteAhhhhhh what an angel when asleep.lol . Our Cat Poopy is like that, a bast ard when awake
ReplyDeleteEmo? What means emo?
ReplyDeleteChazza, with a name like poopy, it's better off asleep, lol.
ReplyDeleteDeadman, I'm not sure how to explain Emo...but this picture pretty much sums it up...
http://www.writhingdeath.com/music/Emo.jpg
Okay, gotcha!
ReplyDeleteHahahahahaha!
That is his nick name...Yes you have guessed why he is better asleep. Jealous phaise he is going through because of our newest addition cat. . x x
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