That is gross. And who is ever stuck out in the wild and goes "Oh, nothing to wipe my bum. This bus ticket shall do," when there are probably a bunch of leaves or something around.
Jasmine, I'm picturing a real nerdy guy in an anorak and a plastic bag who's allergic to everything apart from bus tickets (which he keeps in his plastic bag).
Harlem's A Hatin, yes it conjures up the scene :-) Nice blog.
Maybe not literally "clean as a whistle" - more like "less messy."
ReplyDeleteThat is gross. And who is ever stuck out in the wild and goes "Oh, nothing to wipe my bum. This bus ticket shall do," when there are probably a bunch of leaves or something around.
ReplyDeletehahahah the comment from Jasmine is hilarious! Makes your video ten time better LOL.
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Yedne, clean as a whistle dropped in ploppy.
ReplyDeleteJasmine, I'm picturing a real nerdy guy in an anorak and a plastic bag who's allergic to everything apart from bus tickets (which he keeps in his plastic bag).
Harlem's A Hatin, yes it conjures up the scene :-) Nice blog.
I don't have TP.. but I have this handy tomato to represent my buttocks!!
ReplyDeleteI think I'd rather wipe with the tomato.
ZP, it might make less of a mess, and gently moisturise your bottom.
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