You know what happened here, don't you? Her grandson asked for an Adidas top. She knitted him one, thinking she was being really thoughtful and kind. He turned his nose up at it, rather than politely saying he loved it, then never wearing it again. She kept it for herself and wore it so it wouldn't be a waste. This poor old woman cries herself to sleep every night.
Damnnnnnn granny.
ReplyDeleteJasmine...are you seeing the 'dating for seniors' ad over on the right? Bloody Adsense is spying on me again!
ReplyDeleteNo, I see the belly fat ad right now. Maybe granny has to lose some weight before she starts dating. Maybe that's why her sweater is so huge.
ReplyDeleteYou know what happened here, don't you? Her grandson asked for an Adidas top. She knitted him one, thinking she was being really thoughtful and kind. He turned his nose up at it, rather than politely saying he loved it, then never wearing it again. She kept it for herself and wore it so it wouldn't be a waste. This poor old woman cries herself to sleep every night.
ReplyDeleteKeith, I was thinking of something along the same lines except with a happy ending. She goes out at night shooting men on their way home from the gym.
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